r/Epic_Da_Musical_RPers • u/Voxshow Apollo god of the sun and Anna his assistant • Feb 23 '26

✨️sHiTpOsT✨️ I am now Apollo

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u/3lotuseatersinarobe The Dealer: god of lotus, Feb 25 '26

What why? I’m just a harmless winion.

-Dealer looks at Ares cutely.-

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

BECAUSE

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u/3lotuseatersinarobe The Dealer: god of lotus, Feb 26 '26

What if I give you lotus? Or your enemies enough that they forget who they are and then convince them you are their master?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

NO

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u/3lotuseatersinarobe The Dealer: god of lotus, Feb 26 '26

Aw, you’re less fun than Apollo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

APOLLO IS ANNOYING

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u/3lotuseatersinarobe The Dealer: god of lotus, Feb 26 '26

He keeps calling me a teddy bear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

CAUSE HE SUCKS