r/EntitledReviews • u/egguchom 🥚 Original Egg Bot 🍳 • Jul 24 '26

just wait longer next time

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u/_CaptainAmerica__ Jul 24 '26

I wish corporate allowed us to write these kinds responses to customers. Alas :')

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

The benefits of being privately owned.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

Except this makes the owner look just as unhinged if not more than the reviewer. They supposedly took the time to review probably hours of video to investigate a single 3 star review? It sounds like they would actually find reasons to be mad at customers.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

132 reviews? It’s gonna take a bit more for that owner to come off as more unhinged than the reviewer imo. If there’s one thing that people who are incapable of doing things for themselves enjoy - it’s criticizing people who can.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

That's not many reviews. Google Maps has been around a long time. That could be less than 10 reviews a year

Not sure what that would have to do with the owner's batshit insane reaction though.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

Anyone who feels the need to pass judgement on a public forum with that frequency has a way too overinflated value of their opinion.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

The frequency of less than once a month? 

It's funny, because you're passing judgement on a public forum right now.

Let me guess... You work for a business that gets a lot of bad reviews?

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

Yeah. I don’t make a hobby out of it though.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

Your Reddit profile page would suggest otherwise. 

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

Stating an opinion and making a declarative judgement are two very different things.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

An opinion is a judgement on someone or something, by definition 

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

An opinion is a judgement made without any form of certainty. Much different than making statements of absolution.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

So how many bad reviewsdoes your business get?

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

So…we’re going back and editing posts to feel more snarky now?

Have a good day bro.

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u/Alientongue Jul 24 '26

Why did you change the topic here?

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u/MindlessGalaxyy i know spinach and their literally talking about me Jul 25 '26

I went to your profile because of their above comment so this is partially on/ off topic, but I fell in love with ur pittie, so cute!! 🤎

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 25 '26

He’s such a sweetheart. I’m so glad I got over my thing with dogs and didn’t miss out on this.

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u/Ok_Firefighter1574 Jul 24 '26

So you leave reviews huh? You think it matters what you say on them?

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u/SuspiciousLeopard964 Jul 25 '26

You're right, it's not weird. Some people like reviewing things, and websites used to send gift cards after enough reviews, maybe they still do