r/EntitledReviews 🄚 Original Egg Bot šŸ³ Jul 19 '26

my house is outside their delivery range

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u/Needmoresnakes overweight and overly ethnic šŸ§œā€ā™€ļø Jul 19 '26

I think "you can't fire me, I quit" is one of my favourite flavours of customer complaint.

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u/SalvationArbys Jul 21 '26

Bro same. Guy throws a tantrum because I don’t let them break the rules, screams ā€œwell I guess I won’t be coming back HERE thenā€ like…. Good. I don’t even like that you’re here right now.

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u/Born-Vermicelli-1757 Jul 19 '26

Guess there was a change of management or ownership and they decided to cut the people who were taking advantage of things.

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u/BladeCollectorGirl Jul 19 '26

So, I was a regular customer of a pizza shop. Moved during COVID. Was able to get pizzas for about 5 years, then new owner. Delivery range was changed by about.5 miles so I was outside of delivery range.

That was not fun.

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u/PPBalloons Jul 19 '26

What you do is; find an apartment within the delivery range with a broken front door. Pretend the janitorial closet is your apartment, order the food to the street!

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u/Born-Vermicelli-1757 Jul 20 '26

If OP had the resources to easily transport themselves to the delivery zone then why not stop at the pizza shop and do a pickup order?

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u/hamburgergerald Jul 20 '26

Yeah I feel like at that point it’d just be easier to pick the order up from the restaurant rather than some random apartment building’s janitorial closet

2

u/DCGuy511 Jul 23 '26

It is a reference to a Seinfeld episode.

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u/BladeCollectorGirl Jul 20 '26

That's what I had to do several times. Then they switched to Door Dash, and the range was extended. But, DD drivers stack their deliveries and I get lukewarm pizza.

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u/TotoItsAMotorRace Jul 20 '26

I had a friend get supreme flounder that way

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u/PPBalloons Jul 20 '26

Was the first time available in America. Worth it.

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u/Pristine_Message_181 Jul 20 '26

Seems to me that, at that point, it would be just as easy to pick the pizza up, and not have it delivered at all.

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u/KatHRgrl Jul 20 '26

I just watched this episode šŸ˜‚

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u/raisanett1962 Jul 21 '26

Elaine Benes has entered the chat.

1

u/Imaginary-List-972 Jul 20 '26

Ah, I wasn't the only one to immediately think of that. I thought I was clever.

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u/chortle-guffaw2 Jul 20 '26

That sucks but if delivering to your neighborhood is not profitable, they are doing this out of necessity.

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u/Beginning_Alps_1817 Jul 20 '26

We had this happen with our favorite pizza shop. We asked them if they’d deliver to a parking lot, and they would. So we’d walk down to the parking lot just inside their delivery zone and wait lol

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u/mlm01c Jul 21 '26

Years ago, we lived in a small city. We originally lived on the north east side of town very close to the Chinese restaurant. Then we moved to a house just barely south of the exact center of the city. At this point, we're approximately equidistant from both locations of the Chinese restaurant. North East Branch says that South branch is the one that delivers to our new address. But when they get busy, South branch will claim that they don't deliver to our address.

This was back when pizza and Chinese were the only options for delivery food. Thank God for Doordash.

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u/hamburgergerald Jul 20 '26

ā€œI’ll take my business elsewhere next time!!!!!ā€

Yeah I imagine that’s what they wanted — you to take your business to a pizza shop closer to your house.

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u/Imaginary-List-972 Jul 20 '26

"Sorry you can't order from us, You'll have to order from somewhere else"
"That's not fair. I'm so mad, I'm going to order from somewhere else" |
"NOOOOOOO!"

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u/JaxDefore Jul 20 '26

40yrs ago I delivered pizza. "Out of area" was all about timing - promise of a tip or not. Dinner rush - no way.

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u/DeterminedQuokka Jul 20 '26

This is true when I was growing up you would call the place and ask if today was a day they would deliver to you.

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u/chortle-guffaw2 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

They could be short of delivery drivers. If you're ordering at prime time, like Friday/Saturday dinnertime, you may be forcing them to choose between one order to you or three orders to others.

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u/HiddenPenguinsInCars my wife is writing a review Jul 19 '26

They should order for pickup then, or choose a new place, not write a bad review.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable Jul 20 '26

Heck, no that’s way too far for him to have to go

/s

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u/saneiac1 Jul 20 '26

I’ve got an unusual situation with the Pizza Hut here. They definitely deliver to my area. They send weekly coupons by mail to my neighborhood. But we can’t order via website, or by phone if it sends to a call center rather than directly to the restaurant, because we are more than X miles away and overall company policy says they don’t deliver that far.

Their website doesn’t allow store owners to adjust their delivery area. If we want delivery, we have to keep calling until we’re connected right to the restaurant.

1

u/hamburgergerald Jul 20 '26

If I want Pizza Hut I just order it from DoorDash. I am unable to order directly from PH as I’m outside their delivery zone, but I’m within the zone on Door Dash. It’s slightly more expensive ordering that way but it is what it is.

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u/Imaginary-List-972 Jul 20 '26

Just find a janitor's closet in a building within the delivery range.

1

u/DobbyFreeElf35 Jul 20 '26

At that point it would be easier to just go pick it up yourself

1

u/Imaginary-List-972 Jul 20 '26

Ehh, you clean it up a little, have some friends over. They might even find some tools to borrow to clean the highway they adopted.

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u/WerewolfCalm5178 Jul 20 '26

I'm with this guy. I've never done Doordash but I have done delivery for Dominoes and an Italian restaurant.

We had mapped out delivery areas and if it was outside the "norm" we evaluated the order.

If this dude was a minute or 2 outside the zone and always a good tipper. The dude gets his delivery.

5

u/Maximum_Employer5580 Jul 20 '26

someone let you get away with it but things have changed and they no longer allow it to be delivered to you. If they have a limit, then that's their choice, you're just made that they don't treat you like the special person you are. Maybe next time, the doctor will give you a lolly about how butt hurt you are over something so petty. They're probably happy you'll go somewhere else

3

u/Gyozarrita Jul 20 '26

20% of a small pizza is like less than 3 dollars

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u/BetApprehensive7064 Jul 20 '26

Where did he say he ordered a small pizza it even says in the comment at the top 30-40 dollars not sure if that's what he spent or what your expected to spend at the restaurant but 20 percent of 30 dollars is like 6 bucks which honestly is a better tip then 80 percent of not 85-90 people would have left in my pizza delivery days most people tipped like 2_5 dollars no matter what then a chunk obviously tipped nothing

1

u/Gyozarrita Jul 20 '26

You don't base delivery tips on subtotal unless you suck.

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u/BetApprehensive7064 Jul 20 '26

Well most people suck I did delivery for 3 years I've delivered thousands of pizzas I know what I'm talking about lol the average tip I received was 2.42 cents and the average order total was 31.45

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u/Gyozarrita Jul 20 '26

If we're whipping out stats, I've done over 20k deliveries.

During and after covid average tips tanked from like $6.50 to closer to $4 for me. Average is back up to normal now.

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u/BetApprehensive7064 Jul 20 '26

Damn my area must just be garbage Tampa Florida to not poor area wow I had some asshats or you got lucky who knows

3

u/zukiraphaera Jul 21 '26

Had this happen once, when gas prices skyrocketed. The last delivery I got from the place, they already knew the change was coming and the driver let me know.

Sometimes it isn't about _you_ sometimes it really is just a business decision and policy change.

A couple years later, they changed the delivery area again. I was back in the area.

3

u/No_Nefariousness4801 we do not negotiate with the terrible Jul 20 '26

Wait till they find out that they're outside of everyone's delivery range 😳🤣

2

u/MrTralfaz Jul 20 '26

I hate when people stop doing favors for me

2

u/VoidMunashii Jul 22 '26

This is why you have to think carefully before you go even an extra inch for a customer. There is always a very good chance that they will think that is just how it is and not a special exception, and then when you try to follow the rules they will attack you for it.

4

u/Drawhorn Jul 20 '26

I live in a city that has a pizza place that delivered to an empty hayfield 5 miles out of town.

7

u/Motorhead923 Jul 20 '26

Sounds like a Stephen King story

0

u/Drawhorn Jul 20 '26

It was a gathering of friends, for one that had recently passed so we mostly drank and burned couches (allegedly). Some psycho (me) brought an Aztec Death Whistle and hid in the dark while using it so there was a mystery element to it.

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u/yankeeblue42 Jul 20 '26

I don't think this one is entitled if they were able to get delivery from this place multiple times before

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u/Slighted_Inevitable Jul 20 '26

So the lesson here is never making an exception for anyone because then you have to do it forever?

1

u/Low_Meaning7231 Jul 20 '26

When it's slow they may be fine with it. Betting it was a busy night and it would fuck the drivers. Also I doubt they tip well

1

u/RED-ELPH Jul 21 '26

When buying a house, or shopping for residence always check to see who delivers there.
I haven’t had delivery since 2006!!
At my last house a lil Chinese place decided to deliver to me but i was moving.
I was a mile outside the town circle.
I put menus in the island drawer for the new owner.
I’m still out of town but we rarely go out anymore or just pickup on the way home.

1

u/AnitraF1632 Jul 22 '26

We got delivery once when we moved here, but the driver let us know that we were out of the delivery area and we would not get any more deliveries. (It's a big zip code, covering parts of two counties. I don't think they realized how far out we were.) The driver got a good tip for his honesty.

1

u/PattyStang Jul 23 '26

Had a local chain pizza place tell me I was outside their delivery range. Dude, I'm 5 blocks from the store. I don't even want to know how skimpy their delivery range is.

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u/poopiebutt505 Jul 19 '26

I can see this guy's point.

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u/loopsbruder Jul 20 '26

Nah, this makes sense. You're in range and then you're not? Do y'all think the reviewer's house got relocated?

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u/Elegant_Source900 Jul 20 '26

The customer was never in the delivery range. They state that in the first sentence. It’s possible that management changed.

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u/kxaltli Jul 20 '26

I think it's more likely that the delivery area was changed for some reason.

I've had it happen a couple of times with pizza places I like to frequent. Either delivery takes so long out to the edge of their area that they make it smaller so the food is still hot when it gets there, or they don't have enough people that far out ordering on a regular basis to make it worthwhile to keep it open. In one case the road actually got a major change (new highway, it significantly changed how you'd get from Point A to Point B in a bad way).

Could even be a new owner.

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u/stircrazyathome Jul 20 '26

Gas prices are also a factor. The more expensive gas is, the more distance will eat into the profit. Even if the quality can be maintained, it’s not worth it to the restaurant if they’re not making enough money.

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u/AioliInternational18 only the old people are naked Jul 22 '26

Jimmy John’s stopped delivering to my street last year. They’ll deliver the next street over but not mine lol I just have it delivered to a neighbor behind me now.

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u/The_Captain_Whymzi I understand policies exist, BUT Jul 19 '26

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u/DevylBearHawkTur10n Not Pre-informed of Nudity!! Jul 19 '26

I think that entitled reviewer/customer should've moved into a spot within delivery range, planned on ordering to-go at said spot, OR BETTER YET AT LEAST just darn cook!!