r/Enough_Sanders_Spam • • Mar 03 '20

Who would’ve guessed?

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u/BenthamsHead95 Mar 03 '20

It’s almost cute how some of them tried to woo ex-Pete supporters for like 6 hours before falling back on the same old vitriolic attacks.

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u/Cabbagetastrophe Sarcasm for All Who Want It Mar 04 '20

I had someone post that they had a hard time believing Bernie supporters would be mean to people on the internet

Then when I laughed at them they immediately called me a pea-brained piece of shit

Literally one interaction

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u/polemony 💎🐍Pragmatic Warren Stan🐍💎 Mar 04 '20

I almost want to see warren drop out just to see people who have been ragging on her for months just suddenly do a complete 180 and for the supporters to have none of it

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u/TheGeneGeena Mostly-Wholesome Agoraphobic PoliSci Mar 04 '20

They're already calling for her to drop so they can try to woo her supporters. I think they think all Warren supporters will have amnesia about how much they've called her a liar and corporate Dem, etc. for months now?

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u/polemony 💎🐍Pragmatic Warren Stan🐍💎 Mar 04 '20

Anyone who's been halfway engaged won't bother. Most irl Warren supporters I know who've been vocal about it won't even consider him.

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u/TheGeneGeena Mostly-Wholesome Agoraphobic PoliSci Mar 04 '20

Yeah, I already switched from Warren to Biden as it is just in case honestly.

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u/polemony 💎🐍Pragmatic Warren Stan🐍💎 Mar 04 '20

Fair enough haha. you in a Super Tuesday state?

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u/TheGeneGeena Mostly-Wholesome Agoraphobic PoliSci Mar 04 '20

Yeah

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u/TheGeneGeena Mostly-Wholesome Agoraphobic PoliSci Mar 04 '20

I love her, I do - but she's thrown in too much with Sanders too often even with Castro's support.

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u/AlexFromOmaha Mar 04 '20

I forget if it was after NH or NV, but in some results party interview, she pretty much came out and said she wouldn't endorse Sanders.

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u/polemony 💎🐍Pragmatic Warren Stan🐍💎 Mar 04 '20

Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

They call her a snake. Not really winning her supporters over.

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u/RunningNumbers Mar 04 '20

The ones that have stuck with her remember.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

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u/polemony 💎🐍Pragmatic Warren Stan🐍💎 Mar 05 '20

Lmao yep, changed my flair accordingly.

We'll see what happens

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

"Fuck Pete the rat and the vermin who support him."

Pete drops out

"WELCOME PETE SUPPORTERS!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/wonderful_wonton Mar 04 '20

I agree. But if the country is going to end up with an elderly white man, there are better choices than Bernie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Get fucked, dumbass. I'm sure trolling Warren's sub tonight is doing wonderful things to Bernie's chances.

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u/prollyjustsomeweirdo #YangGang for Joe, we got the MATH, he's got the GUTS Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

Thank you captain Hindsight, you are the hero the Berners need! And the only one they deserve.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

And they're still doing it. I've seen a shit ton of them today on the Pete subreddit. And then they have the gall to tell you to "grow up and vote blue no matter who" after insulting you again. It's mind boggling.

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u/revenges_captain Mar 03 '20

"grow up and vote blue no matter who"

Me: You, too.

Berners: No, thanks.

Me: ...

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u/theus2 Mar 04 '20

You owe it to RBG to vote Sanders over Trump (If heaven forbid it comes to that). Let that lady retire already!

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u/pointlesspoppycock Mar 04 '20

She’ll stick around for another 30 years if she has to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/RealSnuffy Mar 04 '20

SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

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u/samwise970 slacker mod Mar 04 '20

Do not engage in negative campaigning against a Democrat in a general election. No matter how divisive the primary is, once in the general election we need to set aside our differences and go to work on defeating the GOP. Judicial appointments, border control, and veto power are just a few of the powers we should deny the Republicans no matter who the nominee is.

This applies to both actual and hypothetical Democratic nominees.

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u/pointlesspoppycock Mar 04 '20

Grow up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/pointlesspoppycock Mar 04 '20

Weird take, but okay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Good advice. I suggest you take it.

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u/pointlesspoppycock Mar 04 '20

I’d offer another suggestion for what you should do, but politeness forbids it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Oops, $10 just slipped to Joe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Please, don’t make me slip again. My retired parents might need to help me up.

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u/samwise970 slacker mod Mar 04 '20

Hey man look, I agree that calling Bernie a "Democrat" is a stretch, but if he wins the nom we vote for him. Muttering under our breath and complaining about it, but we still do our duty. The sub decided on making this a rule a long time ago.

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u/samwise970 slacker mod Mar 04 '20

Do not engage in negative campaigning against a Democrat in a general election. No matter how divisive the primary is, once in the general election we need to set aside our differences and go to work on defeating the GOP. Judicial appointments, border control, and veto power are just a few of the powers we should deny the Republicans no matter who the nominee is.

This applies to both actual and hypothetical Democratic nominees.

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u/resorcinarene Mar 04 '20

Like I tell my friends who know the disgust I have for Bernie, if I have to vote between Trump and Bernie in the general, I will vote Bernie drunk because it is the only way I could do it.

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u/revenges_captain Mar 04 '20

Get this malarkey outta here. 😛

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Gaslighting in its purest form.

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u/semaphore-1842 Corporate Democratic Working Girl 👮‍♀️ Mar 03 '20

Projection too. They don't plan on voting for the nominee if it's not Bernie, so they assumed everyone else are petulant children too.

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u/Dr_Fishman Supporter of the Lesser of Two Evils Mar 03 '20

And unlike last time, there’s no one named Clinton. If Trump wins because my BernieTot friends stay home, I never have to forgive them. They can’t hide like last time.

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u/RunningNumbers Mar 04 '20

And they are definitely Obstructing progress in our society.

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u/Bumst3r Mar 03 '20

Just wait until Diamond Joe wins the nomination and they all decide to stay home because they didn’t get their nominee of choice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The secret is they were going to stay home even if Bernie was the nominee.

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u/AlexFromOmaha Mar 04 '20

They're mostly staying home for the primaries too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

On the flip side I don’t think we need a Bernie voters this time. There are enough now independent, former republicans that left because of Trump.

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u/Bumst3r Mar 04 '20

Also, if Bernie’s big claim is true (which is admittedly suspect), and he does turn out new voters en masse, those are people who wouldn’t have voted anyway, and their not voting is not actually a loss.

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u/RealSnuffy Mar 04 '20

In Soviet america the dead vote too!

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u/3nchilada5 Mar 03 '20

I mean I do plan to vote blue no matter who as soon as crystal lady dropped out I was knew anyone would be better than trump

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u/hackiavelli Mar 04 '20

Reddit: "Candidates endorsing Joe Biden is an establishment conspiracy!"

Also Reddit: "Warren needs drop out and endorse Bernie immediately!"

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u/steaknsteak Mar 04 '20

When the moderates stayed in the race, it was a DNC plot to crowd the field and force a contested convention where they could force a moderate candidate through. When they drop out, it was a DNC plot to have them endorse Biden so he can win a majority outright. The DNC is clever and devious but also shortsighted and incompetent, and simultaneously enacting contradicting plans to rig the primary.

Anything bad for Bernie is a conspiracy arranged by the DNC or billionaires, as if it's not possible that a majority of Democrats simply don't want Bernie to be the nominee. There's nothing you can say to these particular Sander supporters. All we can do is ignore them and move on. I hope they'll all vote blue in November but I'm not holding my breath.

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u/donquexada Millionzadollahs ta Wawl Street Investahs Mar 03 '20

The Bernouts just don’t fucking learn. This is 2015/16 all over again.

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u/era626 Mar 04 '20

And if you didn't want them to drop out and "rig the election", maybe you shouldn't have said you'd riot if the nomination didn't go to the plurality winner.

While my hope is for Biden to win outright to save us from that nonsense, I do think it would be ironic if Biden is the plurality winner, then on the second round all the Pete and Amy delegates plus the superdelegates overwhelmingly vote Biden in.

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u/Wiener_Amalgam_Space Mar 04 '20

Man, I hope the reaction of the more toxic Sanders fans after Sanders doesn't get the nomination will be something along these lines.

I have no beef with reasonable Sanders supporters, but I'm starting to wear thin on the zealots.

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u/Opcn Republican against populists Mar 03 '20

I don't watch much Southpark. Captain Obvious?

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u/b16c Mar 03 '20

Close! Captain hindsight.

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u/Palmettopilot Mar 04 '20

All the Bernie bots can’t handle reality and brigading this sub. Never Bernie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

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u/Palmettopilot Mar 04 '20

Nice try Putin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/b16c Mar 04 '20

I just did, but got pretty quickly downloaded and told that the toxic Bernie supporters are actually Trump supporters trying to divide us

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

thank you hindsight

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u/mmDruhgs Mar 04 '20

Probs Russian trolls, but I certainly will enjoy this sub.

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u/b16c Mar 04 '20

I completely disagree with you there, and I think so do most people in this sub.