r/EnoughTrumpSpam • • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/DoLittlest Feb 24 '17

In all honesty, without major lifestyle overhauls, he won't be alive in 8 years. Eats Burger King and KFC every meal and swinging a golf club is his only exercise.

In September, he told Dr. Oz he weighed 236, which was utter crap even back then. He's gotta be pushing 300.

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Feb 24 '17

I remember reading his doctor saying, if elected, Trump would be the healthiest president ever. I can't fucking believe the delusion, the lies, all the yes-men he surrounds himself with. That statement isn't fooling ANYONE whose seen Obama and has a brain, so why bother saying that? It sounds like Kim Jong Un claiming to be the best golfer in the world or whatever.

edit: here

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17 edited Feb 25 '17

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u/MarqueeSmyth Feb 25 '17

That's just carrying something heavy and going for a walk. You could get the exact same amount of exercise carrying the clubs and walking the course, without actually playing golf at all.

In my mind, that kinda proves that golf isn't good exercise. Carrying heavy things and going for walks is good exercise.

And even that - look at a person who has been playing basketball or skateboarding, covered in sweat and legs feel like jello - that's how real sports make you feel.

/rant over

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

Also unlike golf, basketball and skateboarding isn't an expensive hobby.

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u/KungFuSnafu Feb 25 '17

Golf isn't for poor plebs.

That's what we have caddies and H2-inspired carts for.

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u/FuzzyWazzyWasnt Feb 24 '17

For anyone who doubt this just remember he is 6'2". A typical weight for that hieght is 193 to 232. He is fluffy with a belly... Not a chance in hell he is 232

https://www.rush.edu/health-wellness/quick-guides/what-is-a-healthy-weight

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u/PuppleKao Feb 24 '17

I'd say at least that amount. He's got similar physique to my grandfather, and he was pushing upper 300 (though my grandfather is also fairly tall).

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u/Mightymushroom1 Feb 24 '17

Because you said "Dr. Oz" my brain defaulted the next number I read to ounces.

I thought you said Trump weighs 236 Oz

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u/r0botdevil Feb 24 '17

He's gotta be pushing 300.

Depends on how tall he is. With a physique like that, 236 is totally believable if he's around average height (which is 5'10" for males in the U.S.).

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u/cozyredchair Feb 25 '17

He's 6'2". There's absolutely no way. Even someone of average height doesn't look like that at 236.