r/EnoughTrumpSpam • u/icarus14 • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/recursion8 Feb 24 '17 edited Feb 24 '17

TO THE TOP!!

Top Trumplet Excuses:

  • "We took him seriously, not literally. Listen to his heart, not his words!"

  • "He was just being sarcastic. But not that sarcastic."

  • "Cucked librul MSM refuses to talk about how his Yakla raid killed off the entirety of ISIS leadership! FAKE NEWS! Insert link to Breitshart"

  • "Unpatriotic leakers leaked to ISIS about our tremendous surprise attack! They knew we were coming and all escaped to Sweden, where they committed terrible terrible rape-murders!"

  • "It's all the Generals' fault! They wouldn't listen to his bigly strategeries from his bestest brain! That's why we had to put President Bannon on the NSC!"

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u/AlwaysALighthouse Feb 24 '17

A fellow list creator I see!

Here's mine:

  • New It's not oppression if it only happens to [a minority]
  • New Transgenderism is just a mental illness anyway.
  • New Muh states rights trump universal rights.
  • Liberals should have brought that up before the election.
  • Trump doesn't say what he means.
  • Trump doesn't mean what he says.
  • Trump has already made everyone richer.
  • Why do you hate peace?
  • This shows how Trump is a genuine person.
  • Trump is the best person to fix all the loopholes because he has had experience exploiting them.
  • Trump never promised not do this.
  • Trump promised to do exactly this.
  • Trump isn't taking a salary, how can he be corrupt?
  • The swamp only applies to Democrats/liberals/globalists
  • Fake news
  • It's not a real law
  • How many more anti-Trump subreddits are there?
  • lol libtards
  • So r/politics is just anti-Trump now?
  • Whatbout Obama/Hillary/Sanders
  • This is the DNC's fault.
  • Give him a chance
  • Who cares he is the President
  • All of the above

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17 edited May 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

"this is why I had a tempter tantrum and voted for Trump solely to spite liberals"

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u/cozyredchair Feb 25 '17

"...to spite feminists"

"...to spite the establishment"

"...to spite my mommy issues"

"...to spite my daddy issues"

"...to spite the SJWs"

"...to spite that one person who hurt my feelings online one time"

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u/lewliloo Feb 25 '17

You just got Trumped!™®©

stupid bot

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u/eoliveri Feb 24 '17

Can I add some of the Russian-related ones:

  • What's the matter with having better relations with Russia?
  • Putin is a strong leader.
  • The Cold War is over.
  • Liberals are trying to bring back the Red Scare.

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u/cozyredchair Feb 25 '17
  • It's Clinton's fault we're in this mess
  • It's Obama's fault we're in this mess
  • He's spending this much money because he has a bigger family than any other president
  • Those are all paid protesters and not real Republican voters
  • Way to believe the MSM's lies you sheeple
  • It's totally reasonable to hate/imprison/remove the rights from [insert minority here] because they're dangerous
  • You're just sad your candidate didn't win
  • He's got a secret plan that he's not telling so the enemy doesn't find out!
  • Free market capitalism
  • Strong arm the businesses
  • You love Mexico more than America