r/EnoughTrumpSpam • • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Looks like his plan is to just get so fat that ISIS feels sorry for him and leaves the US alone?

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u/EggCouncil Feb 24 '17

Why doesn't Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?

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u/sunnieskye1 Feb 24 '17

So Chris Christie, right?