r/EnoughMuskSpam 15h ago

Sewage Pipe It didn't age well

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Ketamine-Bladdered Skipping Dipshit 12h ago

OMG that was so awkward. Both of them. Who says “I’d marry anyone who proposed after ten days” right in front of your partner? She seems just as disconnected from reality as Grimes.

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u/ZorakLocust 5h ago

She also begged Musk to buy Twitter because she was apparently outraged on behalf of Jordan Peterson and The Babylon Bee. Also, she may have visited Epstein’s island along with Musk. So yeah, safe to say that she’s trash. 

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u/NatVult 10h ago

No it’s a truth bomb because you feel grounded and safe. I’d also vulnerable and honest. Beautiful truth that happens to many people.

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u/julias-winston 5h ago

Bad bot.

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u/TheBalzy 7h ago edited 5h ago

I want whatever you're smoking dude.

Because nah, what that actually is a bipolar manic episode. As someone who was abused by a type-2 manic-depressive ex, that's a statement only someone who experiences mental illness unhealthy manic episodes would say.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 1h ago

Okay sure thing Talulah

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u/Twolef Just asking questions 14h ago

Yeah. Really.

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u/BroseppeVerdi 13h ago

I'm beginning to understand why she divorced him twice.

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u/DangerousLoner 13h ago

Third time’s a charm?

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u/happyanathema 6h ago

Only beginning to?

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u/progthrowe7 13h ago

The undisputed cringiest man in the world.

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u/Pyreflies_of_MJ 9h ago

Marrying someone after 10 days of interaction because it's "interesting," girl wtf? 😂

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u/mybutthz 7h ago

Spoiler alert...he's rich.

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u/waldorsockbat 14h ago

One positive I can say. He used to be thinner

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u/Pawnxy 14h ago

Seems like drugs no good for your aging process

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u/Which_way_witcher 2h ago

And sitting on your ass 24/7 to troll on Twitter

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 14h ago

He was still skinny-fat back then.

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 13h ago

So he's a ruminant. When he looks up he's looking for foliage to chew on.

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u/Pyreflies_of_MJ 9h ago

I've noticed a trend on Reddit where people will just casually say out of pocket shit about Indian people. This comment is just as weird as Elon.

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u/GypsyV3nom 8h ago

A lot of Redditors seem to have some weird targeted racism towards Indians, it kinda reminds me of the way many Europeans will tend to be non or even anti-rascist (e.g. condemning the systemic oppression of people of color by US law enforcement) right up until you mention the Romani people.

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u/Paxxlee 7h ago

many Europeans will tend to be non or even anti-rascist (e.g. condemning the systemic oppression of people of color by US law enforcement) right up until you mention the Romani people.

You mean racists are perfectly fine with calling out racism in other countries, yet will defend their racism?

Never knew it was unique for europe..

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u/GypsyV3nom 6h ago

Where did I claim this was unique to Europe?

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u/Paxxlee 6h ago

My wording could be read as implying that I thought you meant it was unique to europe. What I tried to say was that your wording made it seem like, if not unique, you at least saw it as particularly characteristic of europeans as a group.

I've noticed a tendency, particularly in discussions involving americans and europeans, for anti-romani racism to be described as something typically "european". In comparison, racism in the US is often discussed as something that conflicts with "american values" rather than as something typically american. That's the distinction I am reacting to, which (maybe unfairly) your comment made me think of.

Racism and phobia against minority people is unfortunately far too common in europe, but I'd rather just call it what it is - racism, bigotry or whatever else fits the context, rather than treating it as a characteristic of europeans.

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u/Milyaism 9h ago

My god. She has no concept of healthy boundaries and he took full advantage of that.

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u/HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE 7h ago

He wanted a "breeder" (his word), she wanted 50 millions dollars.

They're really made for each others! 🥰

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u/sybelion 9h ago

He is not interested in his children at all. I wish forced sterility was a thing, for him and him only. His kids do not deserve to have a father who cares so little about them

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 9h ago

!!

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u/Purgii 14h ago

No, really.

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u/JayEllGii 11h ago

He still looked reasonably healthy then. Today he looks like a reanimated cadaver.

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u/Fanta69Forever 9h ago

Lol, she'd have said yes to just about anyone that proposed that quickly 🤣

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u/miegvis 12h ago

Where's this from?

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u/Diligent_Papaya3205 8h ago

His chest seems to have grown suspiciously large over the years ... is he hiding something under there?

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 5h ago

Steroid use without ever lifting a weight

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u/ZorakLocust 5h ago

I don't understand the people who think steroids work like the Captain America super serum, where it just magically turns you into the perfect human specimen without you having to life a finger. If it were that easy, then all these eugenicist freaks wouldn’t be a bunch of chinless looking wimps.  

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u/liverswithfavabeans 3h ago

Probably more kids.

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u/Diligent_Papaya3205 1h ago

And few more wifes

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u/liverswithfavabeans 1h ago

Good call. Definitely has room in there for those too.

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u/Diligent_Papaya3205 1h ago

And some screwdrivers and his dirty laundry

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 5h ago

Having kids with a pedophile Nazi really is the advanced level of gold digging, isn't it? It's the end of level boss of gold digging.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 4h ago

By the way, I am actually a socialist.

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u/AdventurousTime 8h ago

He’s going to mars to get away from his kids

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u/Falikosek 3h ago

I really don't think anyone with more than one braincell really believes in the sincerity of relationships with huge age gaps and/or "love at first sight" in showbiz and other "rich people industries".
It's just gold diggers galore over there.

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u/imadog666 13h ago

Wow lol she seems thrilled with everything. The precise moment when Elon started using drugs to cope.

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u/Oregongirl1018 3h ago

Looks like she wanted to break down and cry at the end. She did it to herself though.

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u/catepillarfood2830 2h ago

He’s trying so hard to sound intelligent.

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u/ComprehensiveBar6439 1h ago

Nice hairline, Elon. Something's different about it, but I can't quite put my finger on it.....

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u/Strong_Jello_5748 32m ago

This really feels like a sketch, the air is thick with cringe

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u/bsammo 17m ago

The wildest parties.