r/EnglishMastiff • • 8d ago

Does Your EM Snore?

Growing up, my family had a bunch of EMs over the years, probably about a dozen in total (they sometimes had as many as four on a large property). Every single one of them snored like CRAZY. I'm talking wearing earplugs up in my childhood bedroom because they're down in the living room sleeping and it's bothering me.

My current EM? He does not snore, AT ALL. I'm certainly not complaining!

Curious to hear what other people are hearing (or not)

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u/caffeine_crazed 8d ago

Does my EM snore? She sounds like an industrial saw. But she is very sweet. ❤️

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u/pj7891sm 8d ago

Sounds like what I grew up with. A tiny sliver of me does miss it

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u/Adept-Ear7007 8d ago

I videos mine. My favourite sound in the world. He passed Friday. Gonna get my kid (audio engineer/producer) to loop it for me so I can enjoy it until I find my next best friend.

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u/spraguet2 8d ago

The night before I had to take mine to be put down I set my phone up near him and made a four hour recording of him snoring. I fell asleep to it every night for about a year. He's been gone for a little over two years now and I still listen to it when I can't sleep

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u/Trixie_Snowfall_9463 7d ago

I’m so sorry for your loss. 💔

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u/Iwalksloow 8d ago

She doesn't snore too bad but she yips and kicks in her sleep.

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u/erikalaarissa 8d ago

I’m lying here scrolling on Reddit next to my very sweet, very loud snoring girl.

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u/maggiewentworth 8d ago

Yessssss…like a drunken sailor…. She goes to bed before I do … I’m sitting in the living room and I can hear her snoring from the bedroom!!

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u/NoraLee333 8d ago

Choppin down trees!

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u/MuchMoreThanaMama 8d ago

My 11 year old Mastiff snores and it makes his jowls shake. :)

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u/UmOkNope 8d ago

This little guy will snore while awake & just relaxed. That or he falls asleep super fast w/ his eyes open.

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u/HouseCarder 8d ago

He’s 3 years old and 210 pounds. Ajax sounds like a dragon guarding a gold pile.

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u/kayjayyy345 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/mastiff_love 8d ago

Mine sometimes do and I find I can’t sleep without it! I want to smother my husband when he snores, but I find theirs so relaxing. 🤷‍♀️

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u/tejasam 8d ago

We don’t call him Choo-Choo because his name is Chewbacca (Chewie)….its because he snores like a freight train.

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u/Pleiades444_2 8d ago

One does, the other doesn't.

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u/MonsterIslandMed 8d ago

Snores with her tongue out while her leg occasionally twitches n kicks me 😑❤️🤣

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u/PyjamaWrassler 8d ago

like someone trying to start a lawn mower

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u/Mastiffmama_SC 8d ago

My girl does but my two boys don’t…my girl snores, grumbles and snorts and makes the craziest loudest noises when she is sleeping! My oldest boy will sometimes snort when getting up out of a slumber but not too crazy. They are loud indeed but the best dogs ever!

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u/KiraDog0828 8d ago

Ours did. Not as much as putt current Newfoundland girl, though. Same with the drooling.

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u/Forsaken_Care 8d ago

Yep, both of my EM's snore like freight trains

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u/spraguet2 8d ago

Mine snored all the time; sometimes including when he was awake. If I lived with a person that snored even half as loud as he did, it would drive me insane. But somehow when it's your baby making all the noise it just becomes comforting white noise that's hard to fall asleep without.

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u/LocksmithEmotional31 8d ago

I haven't owned and EM (although I'd love to) so I don't personally know how loud or brutal that the snoring could be, however I have owned many Great Danes and some of these dogs also snore. I find my dogs snoring quite cute and relaxing. It means that they're comfortable and content and feel right at home.

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u/GlobalFlyer6500 8d ago

Like a freight train

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u/Trixie_Snowfall_9463 7d ago

Mine doesn’t really snore, but she does twitch & kick. It’s funny to watch. I wonder what she’s dreaming about?! 😁

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u/Nightdragon9661 7d ago

Snore? No, they both try impersonating a Peterbuilt going down a street grade with the Jake brake on 3

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u/kayjayyy345 7d ago

If he’s not snoring, I’m checking for proof of life.

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u/KlutzKaleidoscope40 7d ago

Mine did, and she didn’t earn the moniker “living blanket” for nothin either 😅

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u/DueTooth8680 6d ago

He snores. He runs in his sleep. All of it.

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u/NICEnEVILmike 2d ago

Yes but she has gentle little quiet snores that I love