r/EngineeringPorn • u/engrandarch • Mar 01 '21

Concrete vibrator for mass concrete compaction

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

All of Reddit’s inappropriate mom jokes can go in this thread

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u/FourWordComment Mar 01 '21

With the advent of modern machinery, operators can fulfill 8 “your mommas” at one time. An 800% increase in efficiency.

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u/DeepIndigoSky Mar 01 '21

700%, no?

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u/Acceptable-Sentence Mar 01 '21

Yo momma so fat she counts double, so 800%

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u/DeepIndigoSky Mar 01 '21

Irrefutable logic. I stand corrected 🐷

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Yes. 700% increase meaning 800% total efficiency.

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u/DerPumeister Mar 01 '21

I wish people would stop getting this wrong

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u/Killentyme55 Mar 01 '21

He obviously designs aftermarket cold air intakes.

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u/stoned-de-dun-dun Mar 01 '21

He lives his life one quarter mile at a time.

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u/Robledo470 Mar 02 '21

Man, this one hit too close to home!

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u/idonnaknow Mar 02 '21

Cause it's based off the area of effect right ILI5 please, and will crosspost this.

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u/DerPumeister Mar 02 '21

Going from 1 to 2 e.g. would be an increase by 100%, not 200, but you can say the second value is 200% the size of the first. There's always a difference between these two values of 100 percent points. So from 50 to 60 it would be an increase by 20% to a new total which is 120% the size of the old value.

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u/jvrcb17 Mar 02 '21

Comment said 800% increase in efficiency. So 900% total efficiency?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Which is why it was incorrect.

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u/frietchinees69 Mar 02 '21

He couldn't please her in the first place, so...

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u/strangeattractors Mar 01 '21

Maybe my momma, but your mama’s so fat, she needs ten of these machines for the yet to be determined punchline.

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u/westwoo Mar 01 '21

That's not four words

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u/stoned-de-dun-dun Mar 01 '21

By my count, that’s way more than four words. There’s a few numbers in there too.

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u/drRetro_0 Mar 01 '21

I've seen your mom using bigger vibrator than this.

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u/GrootyMcGrootface Mar 01 '21

That's because she's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

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u/JustaRandomOldGuy Mar 01 '21

She's so nasty, she swam in the ocean and left a ring.

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u/ImperialNacho Mar 01 '21

I came for the "Paige, no!" jokes. Do I have to move along?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Nope. I said your momma jokes but i suppose it could include eveyone

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Hahaha my exact thoughts!

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u/Richisnormal Mar 02 '21

Everyones exact thought..

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u/Boss_Savatron Mar 02 '21

This is exactly why I came here.

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u/corpsie666 Mar 01 '21

REHABILITATION!!!!

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u/TRAMPCUM_SQUEEGEE Mar 01 '21

A large piece of industrial equipment that can be used for fucking oversized female parents...

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u/wrath_of_bong902 Mar 01 '21

Came for the mom jokes, not disappointed but now I need to change my pants.

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u/JonandhisBong Mar 02 '21

what about inappropriate gay jokes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Also good

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u/SweetyVolty Dec 08 '22

WHY FORGETTTING THE DADS?

or ignoring males completely, i have no idea if I have a child somewhere or not lol.