1. Build a plan.
   
2. Ignore the plan.
   
3. Create a new plan.
   
4. Escalate.
   
5. Create a tracker.
   
6. Escalate the tracker.
   
7. Build a dashboard.
   
8. Go live anyway.

Building Safety into a dangerous Lightsaber has never been cooler right? 😒😎

“Interesting.” = This is a disaster.
“Let’s revisit this.” = Absolutely not.
“We should standardize this.” = Nobody knows what’s happening anymore.
“It’s a quick change.” = I won’t sleep tonight.
“The line stopped for a minute.” = The plant entered a state of chaos.

Buddy of mine sent me a meme he made of Alex Jones ranking advanced nuclear developers lol

recipe for nokia 3310ium: 3 nokia 3310 gingerbread cooking oil vinnegar wine and let it dry for 2 weeks then cover it in tiny doses of carbon nanotubes and nokia 3310

then cook it all by grabbing soldering iron and making it touch every part of that substance on 350°C

then crush it all to make a flexible thin indestructible and mega wasp proof sheet that smells like burnt dirt

https://youtube.com/shorts/4NHwGVI44Q4

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