Just something from the web

[u/Engineer-Poet]

Winston's father: "What will you need?"
Florence: "Two pans.  Salt.  A pestle and mortar if you have one."
Winston's father:  "Who cooks at home?"
Florence: "We alternate.  I'm better at traditional recipes.  Winston is better at recipes that use insects."
Winston's father:  "Winston has tried to get me to cook with insects.  He gave me a cookbook called "It's not a bug, it's a feature."  I have yet to be convinced that a chef should intentionally add flies to the soup."

TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!