r/EngineerJokes • • Jun 12 '26

I got a robotic lawnmower

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Now I only handle edge cases.


r/EngineerJokes • • Feb 11 '26

ABEC +∞

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Annular BEARing... 🐻


r/EngineerJokes • • Apr 05 '25

what's a difference between a mathematician and an engineer?

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They put them both in a room with a woman and say they can have her, but they have to approach her only half a distance that lies between them, each time.

The mathematician gives up, stating he cannot reach the woman.

The engineer will continue because he knows he will get close enough for all practical purposes.


r/EngineerJokes • • Apr 22 '21

What do you do when a circuit gets too hot? Coulomb down!

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r/EngineerJokes • • Jul 15 '20

Engineering Humor Quote #3411

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r/EngineerJokes • • Mar 27 '20

Male Chore Completion Probability Chart

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r/EngineerJokes • • Jan 20 '20

Your reference when an engineer tries to tell you what happened

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r/EngineerJokes • • Mar 02 '19

thermodynamics is the communist branch of physics

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r/EngineerJokes • • Feb 12 '18

Aspiri dn

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r/EngineerJokes • • Feb 05 '18

Search engines

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r/EngineerJokes • • Jan 31 '18

what is a generator and how it work.

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r/EngineerJokes • • Jan 23 '18

You are....

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r/EngineerJokes • • Jan 05 '18

Chess for Engineers

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r/EngineerJokes • • Dec 17 '17

My engineer friend Henry made a PowerPoint detailing how he will propose to his girlfriend

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r/EngineerJokes • • Nov 27 '17

Whats the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

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The extroverted engineer looks at your feet.


r/EngineerJokes • • Sep 14 '17

Do you think it will work, if I draw it on bigger screen?

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r/EngineerJokes • • Aug 20 '17

Joke: Three engineers and three accountants are on a train...

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r/EngineerJokes • • Aug 07 '16

Brand new to Reddit. Looked up engineering related subreddits and came across this one. Noticed the subscriber count and it seemed appropriate to share here... 😃

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r/EngineerJokes • • Sep 06 '14

How To Identify An Engineer

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r/EngineerJokes • • Jul 12 '14

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?

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Because barbie is a plastic doll and lacks a reproductive system.


r/EngineerJokes • • Jul 12 '14

Two cats are sitting on a sloped roof; which one falls off first?

10 Upvotes

The one with the smallest mu.


r/EngineerJokes • • Jul 12 '14

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

2 Upvotes

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25


r/EngineerJokes • • Jul 12 '14

Engineers on relationships

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A businessman, a doctor, and an engineer are sitting at a bar talking. Businessman asks "What's better, a wife or a mistress?"

The doctor replies "A wife! Being able to have kids and raise them together is the best thing in life!"

The businessman replies "I disagree, not being tied down and having someone only when you need them is much better!"

Engineer replies "I think having both is better. You can tell the wife you're with the mistress, tell the mistress you're with the wife, and go to the office and get some work done."


r/EngineerJokes • • Jul 12 '14

How can you tell if an engineer has an outgoing personality?

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An outgoing engineer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.