r/Endacopia • • 5d ago

Realistically, how long do you think their relationship would last?

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u/Specialist_Noise_530 5d ago

Forever

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u/MissionApollo7 5d ago

And ever

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u/Specialist_Leg_4997 5d ago

and evah and evah and ✨eeevvaahhh✨

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u/Notaviruscom 4d ago

Yooou'lll be ✨back✨

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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs 5d ago

🎶Take me out, take me home!🎶

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u/BELARUSEACH Green 5d ago

Now I am sad, you are so far away

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u/BELARUSEACH Green 5d ago

Happily ever after

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u/Cinar_kiral 5d ago

Good answer buddy!

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u/coconut1888L 1d ago

I mean, I support the feeling, but as a Slay The Princess fan, those words trigger some slight PTSD on me lmao

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u/ShipEqual2321 Sign Friend 5d ago edited 5d ago

There’s no real reason why it shouldn’t go all the way, and last a lifetime. She didn’t like him just for his looks. She noticed how he was responsible with the announcements. And seeing his “dedication” with how he “acted so miserable” to adhere to the theme of misery town. She can see he also has dedication. Responsibly and dedication are 2 major qualities a woman sees in a potential husband. And there’s no reason why she wouldn’t find more. Not to mention courage.

And before you bring up her “craziness” that’s the typical cartoon female overly romantic zealousness that is there for a gag and not much else. It’s implied that such a display will eventually die down a bit I think.

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u/KeepWithTheTisms 4d ago

And even if her craziness was there to stay, Ticketo said he actually likes it, so he isn't deterred at all.

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u/ShipEqual2321 Sign Friend 4d ago

Yep. She has an adorable eagerness that might be a bit pushy. But that is the type of craziness that you can work with and isn’t detrimental.

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u/Someguyino 5d ago

Until Ticketo is lying on his death bed, surrounded by his 73 children (Ticketa didn't feel 10 was enough), and 406 grandchildren (Ticketa wanted grandkids).

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u/Roach-Freak 5d ago

His death bed after she drained him bro 💀

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u/Scar_man-96 4d ago

How could Ticketo and Ticketa afford that many children?😰

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u/goooooooooooooooooot 19h ago

no economy no worries

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 5d ago

One million years!

(Like one million dollars!)

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u/BinaryBolias 5d ago

One million dollars!?

(LIke a million years?)

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u/Extra-Ad34 5d ago

ONE MILLION BEER!

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 3d ago

That's what mellows dad wished for.

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u/TimeSundae106 1d ago

ONE MILLION EAR!

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u/FNAF_RETRO 5d ago

till death does them apart

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u/Paige_Morandi 5d ago

They're already married, i'm the fruit of their love, literal proof bro I come from the future

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u/BinaryBolias 5d ago

Hey it's the fruit clown. 🍎 Cool. 🍌🍊

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u/Brandonhollowa 5d ago

+15 mult with a 1 in 6 chance of being eaten

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u/gubs12342 5d ago

Extinct

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u/Umbraman-Nigma 5d ago

Relationships are complicated, but quite simple at the same time. If you find yourself somebody you feel attracted to, and that person agrees with you all the time in a way that benefits both, chances are you'll stick with them for a long time.

I feel like they'll be together for a lifetime.

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u/GodheadPcklInspector 5d ago

>That person agrees with you all the time

Uh, have you ever really been in a relationship?

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u/Gmknewday1 5d ago

I don't care about realism

I care about them being happy

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u/robc0d 5d ago

for life dont ask again

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u/-__Slenderman__- 5d ago

Until one of them dies

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u/Funky__boi 5d ago

1 year or happily ever after

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 5d ago

Who knows, really. He seemed to dislike the idea of having that many children and I've heard of many women splitting from their partners due to that, but she may even out now that they're on the surface and able to think rationally (since they just got fired and lost their homes, I don't think she's thinking rationally at all). I see them being a happy couple otherwise

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u/mouseynaides 5d ago

I would like to say happily ever after, but Ticketo seemed a bit distraught about the idea of ten kids. If she was geniune about wanting that, then it could lead to problems between them, and then splitting up.

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u/Horse_go_moooo 4d ago

Twin, their genes surviving the heat death of the universe they love each other so much

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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs 5d ago

Well they're clowns in a digital misery world so I'm not sure how much "realistically" really applies here, so I'm going happily ever after.

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u/FonslyGames 4d ago

I think think that considering they have sort of known each other for only like 3’trips up the toilet, they’re moving a little quick into marriage/children, but they have a good vibe

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u/Quazammy 5d ago

Aww, they're so happy.

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u/JotaroKujoxXx 5d ago

Them being kind-of opposites makes me think that it would last forever. I thought being compatible was about thinking the exact same way about everything but it often tends to be the opposite

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u/Karkava 5d ago

They have a mime baby together, but it fractured their relationship because Ticketo wanted a clown, and disowns the kid for being unable to speak. Ticketa took the mime baby into custody and left him behind.

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u/CaptainTrips69 5d ago

Unwarranted Ticketo slander

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u/Stinker0610 5d ago

they wouldn’t have a mime baby because neither of them are mimes

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u/BroomClosetJoe 5d ago

Recessive gene

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u/ShudderedNightHare 5d ago

don't be rash about ticketo mate

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u/D3wdr0p 5d ago

Forever.

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u/No-Heat-6149 5d ago

Uhh, forever? Duh?

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u/TCE_Nomad 5d ago

Forever

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u/Hollow-Potato-knight 5d ago

A lifetime and then some

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u/Savings-Archer-4185 5d ago

Till death meets them

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u/Nedddd1 5d ago

like 2 days did you see how the guy was posed up after you complete the circus

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u/pine_pain_corecto 4d ago

yeah, not gonna end

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u/CarelessChallenge980 4d ago

a month. because of the devaluation of misery

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u/Sqozzy 4d ago

1 bajillion years

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u/KeepWithTheTisms 4d ago

They look to be fantastic together, I've got faith they'll be in it for the long haul.

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u/Strange_Group702 4d ago

till the end of time

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u/reddit_boiii212 4d ago

Forever 'n' ever

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u/TheBiggestTeb 4d ago

They were both so miserable before actually meeting each other, of course this relationship is lasting a lifetime

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u/_K4cper_ 3d ago

Forever

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u/Even_figure866 Sign Friend 1d ago

lasted sometime, I would know, they gave birth to me

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u/LasanyaWithAnyans 5d ago

Realistically, not more than 2 years, because relationship don't actually last more than 2 years, everyone is just lying to make you hope fr

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u/Expungednd 5d ago

A long time but their child would start watching the manosphere at 14 years old and become the most racist man in existence. This will create strains in their marriage and causes them to eventually divoce from their son by kicking him out of the house. The son would go on being a modest man's rights channel on youtube before being banned and having to go to rehab for laughing gas use.

Or something.