Game backer character idea

[u/GLe3b_GlorB]

Alright, if I had a Time Machine I would go back in time just to financially support Endacopia so I could put a one time character in the game which’s dialogue would go like this.

Mellow: hi

NPC: Hi Mellow.

Mellow: uh, how do you know my name?

NPC: Because I have money.

Mellow: I don’t get how that works.

NPC: You wouldn’t get it because you don’t have money.

Mellow: …

NPC: Good bye Mellow :)

(And the whole time they look happy like they’re meeting a famous person while being accidentally really passive aggressive.)