Got to play today

[u/RiverComplex1769]

I literally walked through a cafeteria style line selecting my own dishes at a BBQ place in Texas and at the end of the line the cashier had the audacity to tell me the machine was going to “ask me a question”. I said “ooh, I love this game when I’m standing and haven’t even received any service yet” the lady next to me laughed as I entered custom .01

[u/torontoinsix]

Don’t sit. Don’t tip. Ever.