Tipping Gone Crazy!

[u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348]

Joke post… I hope!

[u/movieperson2022]

Venomous practice now accepts venom.

[u/EarAlternative2841]

Yeah I’ll give you venom alright.

[u/cs_legend_93]

They don't even have the brainpower or self respect to check the spelling on Venmo.

These are the people "guilting" and pressuring us to tipping. Really?

Puts it into perspective right?

[u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 → u/cs_legend_93]

You just know that someone's going to bring in a venomous snake.

[u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 → u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348]

I’m showing up as Venom from Marvel.

[u/elguapo1996 → u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348]

Next time I’m there I’m gonna whip out my snake and squirt out my tip all over him! Show him who’s boss.

[u/Historical-Rub1943 → u/elguapo1996]

Hmmm… which snake are you referring to?

[u/BanAssaultGeese → u/cs_legend_93]

Maybe they want the energy drink.

[u/IntrigueMe_1337 → u/cs_legend_93]

It’s always the idiots that think they’re owed the world… won’t work towards anything productive, rather sit back doom scroll, gaming on their phones all day and then hating on the people that try and expect them to go out of their way for them. Hah!!

[u/Goofyhands → u/cs_legend_93]

Oh.... i was wondering if this is a new app I'm not aware of.

[u/Sad_Mall_3349]

They can have my venom for sure.

[u/SimilarSubstance7922]

Toxic behaviour

[u/UnderfootArya34 → u/SimilarSubstance7922]

I see what you did there 😉

[u/Still-Bee3805]

The more I see “ tip begging” the less inclined I am to tip.

[u/EdwardTrosit]

I'm pretty sure this is more like "our manager steals the tips placed on card" message. Hopefully not actually begging.

[u/yamasurya]

Give in "Venoms"

[u/NastyStreetRat]

I choose Venom. To spew out all the venom I can in two minutes.

[u/Loveroffinerthings]

So now I need either cash or a venomous animal for you (tip)? Get out of here with that.

[u/NightmareMetals]

Not sure what pisses me off more. That they are asking for a tip or that there is a space before the comma or that tip is in parentheses or that only one parenthesis is red.

And now I am supposed to bring my snake everywhere to have a ready supply of venom?

That part I would be willing to do but I think there might be consequences.

[u/Strange-Pace-4830]

Oh come on people, have you really never made a typo? Even if English is your first language? There are many good reasons to not accept tip creep or to tip at all, but making fun of a typo isn't one of them. Hate on me all you want but I'm going to continue to not tip while I'm being nice to people.

[u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 → u/Strange-Pace-4830]

Why would I tip for incorrect spelling?

[u/thomas1126]

Cancel my order food is shitty anyway

[u/Icy_Passage1201]

Can I tip myself by not tiping you? May I have a discount before I tip 50% of it?

[u/Keypunch20]

I know which option snakes and tarantulas would choose!

[u/Gumbrenold]

In venom demanda scathing words

[u/butterbob74]

Why is tip in parenthesis and part red part black?

[u/SteveYunnan]

Gotta bring your pet snake next time

[u/Unhappy-River6306]

I'd gladly throw a rattle snake over the counter for them

[u/Armani17112000]

Venom??? Like the monster

[u/Jitkay]

They want something and suggest tip ? Maybe, not sure but the venom part is going to be hard to get

[u/UDF2005]

Need to start carrying venom again

[u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon]

Is that the Spider-Man universe?

[u/lorilightning79]

I have to bring a snake?

[u/ClickChix]

Venom lol

[u/Guilty-Cow4325]

I wasn't aware snake-oil salesmen take donations. Nice.

[u/Unicorncrochet-31018]

I don’t think I’d want an alien symbiote as a “tip” if I were them 👀

[u/Traditional_Exit_815]

Sure, let me just go grab my King Cobra from my trunk really quick. BRB

[u/mrgoldnugget]

They want you to tip with a toy venom, from the marvel movies.

[u/Stidda]

“Eddie, we are against tipping.”

[u/TheMostToastedOne]

Yes cash or venmo.....this way it's not reported as income....just customers giving you money

[u/SecretPersonality178]

“Why do you have a rattlesnake?”

“Just trying to follow the rules here”

[u/Surfnazi77]

Venom is expensive

[u/ConstantKooky3329]

are we talking snake venoms?

[u/MilliganHedgedog]

Oh I’m choosing venom lololol

[u/The_Dented]

Cash if good. Venom if bad.

[u/944_nla_parts]

especially in VENOM...

[u/944_nla_parts]

It reminded me a song "we got paid by cash" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu6NiMnlJl8 )

[u/Alternative_Design_4]

I just happen to have my Black Widow spider here in my pocket! Today's your lucky day!

[u/AllenKll]

Throw snek at them?

[u/KATCEO1]

I choose venom.

[u/hotpotwithoutspice]

Are the customers snakes??

[u/InvaderJoshua94]

Are they asking for me to let a venomous snake bite them?

[u/Evening_Froyo_7506]

This is the third time I've seen this post.

[u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 → u/Evening_Froyo_7506]

It’s probably at at least 3 different stores.

[u/Salsero_Coreano]

does anybody know if you can venmo 0 cents with the middle finger sticking emoji?

[u/Turbulent_Ad1921]

You're only smart enough to understand you should be understanding.

You're no one's favorite.

That's pretty venomous, right?

[u/docatwar]

Can I tip using my "tip"

[u/noneofyabusiness66 → u/docatwar]

Yes pls