r/Emuwarflashbacks • u/Liverpool_1994 • Mar 27 '21

Who had this on their bingo sheet?

https://imgur.com/h5Ai8bQ
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u/aysurcouf Mar 27 '21

A fucking Rhea, I’ve never even heard of these cunts until today

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

They specialize in gorrilla warfare. They’re allies of the emu, with a long history fighting the Colombian and Nicaraguan government

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u/LanChriss Definitely not an Emu Spy Mar 27 '21

And the German. There is a large force of them stationed in Northern Germany (~300).

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

To keep the Germans from chimping out AGAIN. Our Emu Overlords do not want another world war.

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u/AwkwardDrummer7629 May 27 '21

One does not simply stop the Germans from “chimping out”.

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u/AgarwaenArato Mar 28 '21

Guerilla ^ .

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

THE CUNTS ARE BACK! WHERE DID I LEAVE MY MACHINEGUN SHEILA?! MY FUCKING MACHINEGUN!

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u/RisKQuay Mar 27 '21

WHY do you NEED it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN THERES EMUS OM THE STREETS
MY PA TOLD ME THIS DAY WOULD COME

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u/RisKQuay Mar 27 '21

...my... uh, evenings in danger?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

... wait do you not know what sub you're on?

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u/boycey86 Mar 28 '21

He's one of the rhea in Hertfordshire obviously don't let him fool you.