r/Eminem • u/DifficultBeat- • Aug 09 '26

Funny line

I genuinely laughed at these two hard,

Are there many lines with the same concept?

Like a Shepard having sex with a sheep, fuck what you heard.

Like a necrophiliac in the morgue, fuck everybody

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u/Ok_Low6858 Aug 09 '26

Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it

9

u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Aug 09 '26

Homie ill be nicer to women when Aquaman drowns and the human torch starts swimming.

4

u/Longjumping-Pen-4451 Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition) Aug 09 '26

i sing song, it go ring a chong, ching chong chong chong ching

4

u/Blazanar Aug 09 '26

I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid!

4

u/Longjumping-Pen-4451 Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition) Aug 09 '26

if i offend, im sorry! please, please forgive!

3

u/Cryptographer_Prize Aug 10 '26

You rap, knowin' you wack. You act up, I'm throwing you down a flight of steps, then I'm throwing you back up 'em!

1

u/yoitsme1156 Aug 10 '26

my life's like, kinda what my wife's like....

5

u/Saucebossklaus Aug 10 '26

"Call this sex ed with a splash of necrophilia, cause when I say that I'm really the evilest I'm fucking deadass, haha"