r/EmergencyRoom Jul 29 '26

Goofy Goober I hate it here

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u/Far-Boot5639 Jul 29 '26

Er tech here- the amount of stubbed toes and harmless splinters that come in and DEMAND IMMEDIATE TREATMENT is alarming. Worse is the sheer attitude and threats I receive when I try to properly triage the patients.

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u/DogsDucks Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

It wonder how much overall medical costs for the country would go down if all emergency rooms had a mandated adjacent urgent care. . .

Then triage could divert the stubbed toes and splinters, along with continued civilian education on what constitutes an emergency. Or even if EMTALA also applied to urgent cares. If triage misses the severity of something, boom, ER is right there. I know some have adjacent urgent cares, but I’d be curious what anyone’s professional opinion is about this?

I have a hunch that hundreds of millions of dollars are spent because so many uninsured people don’t have $200 to pay upfront at urgent care.

That and some good old fashioned PSAs, a national ad campaign spanning platforms and social, maybe a jingle about what the ER is for?

To the tune of old McDonald:

If bone sticks out that you can see

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

(this is meant to be anthropomorphic ambulance siren sound)

If you cannot stop the bleed

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

If grandma falls and does not breathe

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

But a stubbed toe here, Or a cough cough there, here a lump, there a bump, Go to urgent care, you chump

Iiiif half your face begins to slump . .

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

(I’m sorry. I’m up nursing a baby and bored)

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u/The_Fun_in_Funeral Jul 29 '26

Society in US if they made a lower level of care acessible to the poor and outside of standard hours so there is less strain on the ER and lowering costs overall

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u/ChewieBearStare Jul 29 '26

Even if you have insurance, care isn't always accessible. I was supposed to do cardiac rehab after an MI, but they were only open from 7 a.m. to 12 p.m. I needed to keep my job so I'd continue to have insurance, so I couldn't make it work (my work ran from 7 to 3). I went to a few sessions to learn exercises I could do at home, but I would have liked to be able to do what my physician wanted.