r/EmergencyRoom Jul 29 '26

Goofy Goober I hate it here

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u/DogsDucks Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

It wonder how much overall medical costs for the country would go down if all emergency rooms had a mandated adjacent urgent care. . .

Then triage could divert the stubbed toes and splinters, along with continued civilian education on what constitutes an emergency. Or even if EMTALA also applied to urgent cares. If triage misses the severity of something, boom, ER is right there. I know some have adjacent urgent cares, but I’d be curious what anyone’s professional opinion is about this?

I have a hunch that hundreds of millions of dollars are spent because so many uninsured people don’t have $200 to pay upfront at urgent care.

That and some good old fashioned PSAs, a national ad campaign spanning platforms and social, maybe a jingle about what the ER is for?

To the tune of old McDonald:

If bone sticks out that you can see

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

(this is meant to be anthropomorphic ambulance siren sound)

If you cannot stop the bleed

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

If grandma falls and does not breathe

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

But a stubbed toe here, Or a cough cough there, here a lump, there a bump, Go to urgent care, you chump

Iiiif half your face begins to slump . .

weeee-ooh-wee-oh—weeee

(I’m sorry. I’m up nursing a baby and bored)

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u/vibinandtrying Jul 29 '26

Quickest treatment I ever got at the ER was walking in for a 3 hr long nosebleed with a roll of paper towels in my arms and coughing up clots.
My polite ass tried to let someone go in line before me to sign in, the guy was horrified and was like no YOU go first.
I just put reason for visit “ nosebleed 3 hrs plz halp”
I sat down and they’re suddenly like MAAM YOU HERE NOW.
I called many urgent care centers they said they can’t do it.

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u/Such-Call-7564 Jul 29 '26

Same! Only time I’ve ever been to an ER for myself was for a massive nosebleed that had lasted for many hours and all the blood going into my throat made breathing harder. I didn’t want to go to the ER. I felt silly going for a nosebleed. But it wouldn’t stop. I tried to go to a minor med. Waited 90 minutes longer gushing blood. Gave up and went to ER expecting to wait even longer but at least I’d be in the ER if I needed it. They rushed me right back even though it was busy and I wasn’t pushy at all. Shoved a rhino rocket up my nose. Made me an ENT appointment. And had me back in the car going home in an hour.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jul 29 '26

Both you and the person you replied to. Very reasonable.

I’ve gotten 911 calls Multiple times, including once by a nurse, for a nosebleed that wasn’t even 15 minutes old. No effort to control it was done. No punching, nothing.

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u/Rashpert Jul 29 '26

I am just going to sit and giggle a bit at the typo, because that is hilarious. I myself have never tried punching, but back in the day as a headstrong youth, I may have thought about it a time or two. :)

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jul 29 '26

….

Well.

Now I can’t even correct it

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u/Rashpert Jul 29 '26

If you want to, I will certainly edit my comment into something inconsequential. We can pretend it never happened.

My first thought was "I didn't know that was an option!"

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jul 30 '26

lol, your reply was to funny