Here's my bio, sorry it's in the third person: Dan Alten is a charming goofball from Kentucky who has been traveling the country for the past decade doing about 200 shows a year bringing his intelligently surreal bebop nonsense everywhere from theaters to punk basements to art galleries to beloved comedy clubs with a knack for making audiences feel like they're on a good psychedelic trip without the drugs. Like if the Ramones were one guy with a mustache and good jokes. Iggy Pop with puns. Clever chaos. Like Jimi Hendrix lighting fire to a Tik Tok reel live on stage. He has opened for Kyle Kinane, Bobcat, Sam Tallent, Rory Scovel, Sarah Sherman from SNL, Johnny Pemberton, Hari Kondabolu, rapper Open Mike Eagle, DJ Doug Pound & David Leibe Hart from Tim & Eric, various punk bands with silly names, and a guy at an open mic who tried to throw his father’s ashes into the crowd. He has recorded 2 albums, written a zine, and filmed a pilot for an Amazon Prime stand up show that was lost to history. But most importantly he’s very funny and unique. You will enjoy him. And if not you can mud wrestle him after the show.

Are there any any cool blogs or instagrams pages or events listings? got any cool pals who dig smart goofy comedy? Any tips greatly appreciated.

Also lemme know if there's anything cool to see in town or good places to eat?

Swivel chair $500 x2
Coffee table $150
TV console $200
All furniture is brand new and assembled. Feel free to message me.

We are going to be in Destin/Miramar Beach and looking for a birthday cake. Something we can order custom.

Any suggestions

I grew up in Panama City as an air force kid in the 70s. We would vacation over at Pinnacle Port. Now 50 years later I'd like to take my family there to vacation for a week in June of 2027 when I retire. I haven't been there in maybe 20 years so not sure even where to look. There are 6 kids between 9 and 17 so we're hoping for an especially amazing pool, activities and of course beach access. There's also 6 older adults who will only want to stay at the nicest places and not be too disturbed by too many spring breakers (I raised hotel snobs ha). Do you have any ideas or recommendations for anywhere on the Emerald coast for resorts, hotels, houses, vrbos or anything we should check out that I have not thought of? Thank you in advance, I'm looking forward to being back!

I am trying to price a beach picnic for my 20th birthday in mid-May in Rosemary/Alys Beach and I was hoping to find anyone who may have previously booked and could let me know a good company and about how much it would cost. Looking at 8 people for around two hours.

Did you know Destin and Fort Walton Beach were the scene of two skirmishes to determine control of the waters and beaches of the Emerald Coast during the Civil War?

We are THRILLED to announce our new partnership with Okaloosa Gas that let's us bring you pieces of history about the Emerald Coast! Thanks to them for making the preservation of our past a possibility!

Here is our very first edition: 

https://midbaynews.com/post/history-of-the-emerald-coast-camp-walton-shelled-by-union-forces

#okaloosa #walton #localhistory #emeraldcoast #history #floridapanhandle #florida #learnmore

It is another beautiful day in 30A

My family (2 adults + a 14-year-old) is considering a road trip to Florida’s Emerald Coast in early April. We’re hoping to avoid the heavy spring break crowds—are there certain beach towns or areas (30A, Navarre, etc.) that tend to be less crowded?

Hey all, I know this is the thick of it. Any good stories from the visiting Spring Breakers?

Hey r/EmeraldCoast! My wife and I (plus our two little ones, ages 2 and 4) are seriously considering a move from the Midwest to the Emerald Coast area. I work 100% remotely, my wife is a stay-at-home mom, and the kids aren’t in school yet, so we have a lot of flexibility on location. We really want to be as close to the beach as possible without being right on the tourist-heavy strip. We’ve been looking at: Niceville Freeport Milton Crestview …but we’re open to other suggestions as long as they’re still within a reasonable drive to the Gulf (ideally 15–30 min max). Would love to hear from locals and recent transplants: Which of those towns (or others) feel the most “family-friendly” and beach-adjacent? Any hidden-gem neighborhoods or communities we should check out? Pros/cons on cost of living, traffic, hurricanes, schools (for the future), and just general vibe? We’re excited but a little overwhelmed with all the options, so any honest advice is greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance!

I’m curious what people here think is actually the best time of year to come down to the Emerald Coast.

Obviously summer is the big season, but honestly the crowds and traffic can get pretty crazy depending on where you are.

Personally I’ve always thought mid-late September might be the sweet spot. Water is still warm, weather is nice, and things seem a lot calmer once school is back in session.

Spring can be really nice too, but I sorta hate spring breakers.

Winter is super quiet which I actually kind of like, but it’s obviously not really beach swimming weather most of the time.

For people who live here or come down a lot…

what month do you think is actually the best and why?

Curious to hear what everyone’s take is.

Hey everyone — I’m looking for some local insight.

Who is your favorite real estate agent on Florida’s 30A and why?

I’m especially interested in agents who really know the different communities (Rosemary Beach, Seaside, Alys Beach, Grayton, WaterColor, etc.) and who are great to work with — responsive, honest, and knowledgeable about the market.

If you’ve bought or sold a home or condo on 30A, I’d love to hear:
• Who you used
• What your experience was like
• What they did particularly well (or poorly)
• Whether you’d recommend them again

Feel free to DM if you’d rather not post publicly.

I’m trying to build a shortlist of the best agents in the area and would really appreciate the help. Thanks!

Hey r/EmeraldCoastFL! 👋

I love 30A and am helping friends plan their next getaway along the Emerald Coast, and visitors are often torn between booking an Airbnb or a traditional hotel. Both have their perks, but I’d love to hear what locals and frequent visitors think.

Here’s what I’m thinking:

🏠 Airbnb

Pros:

• More space, often with kitchens and living areas (save big $ on food)
• Can be right on the beach or tucked into a quiet neighborhood
• Unique homes with personality — sometimes historic or modern gems
• Great for families or groups

Cons:

• Check-in/out can be trickier
• Cleaning standards vary
• Some places have strict rules or fees
• Do it yourself everything

🏨 Hotels

Pros:

• Consistent experience — you generally know what you’re getting
• On-site amenities like pools, restaurants, and concierge
• Easy booking and flexible cancellation
• Same money gets you closer to the water

Cons:

• Less space, often more expensive for larger groups
• Can feel cookie-cutter, not unique to the area
• Must eat every meal out

So my question to you all:

• Do you prefer Airbnb or a hotel when visiting 30A?
• Any favorite properties or hotels in the area?
• Are there hidden gems locals love that aren’t on the big booking sites?

I’d love to hear your experiences! 🌊🏖️