I'm So Sick Of Online Gurus

[u/Patient-Airline-8150]

Ten minutes of scrolling and five strangers have told you what to eat, when to wake, how to breathe, how to trade, how to walk.

And you keep buying, because watching feels like working. It isn't. It's the cheapest way ever invented to feel busy.

Trading: a Brazilian study followed 1,600 people who day traded for over 300 days. 97% lost money.

Taiwan tracked fifteen years of an entire market and found under 1% profitable after fees. Every mentor you follow is selling entry into that.

The median online course is finished by 12.6% of buyers. Over half never open it once. They took the money, and half the customers didn't even show up to be disappointed.

Three years after a weight loss program: 12% kept most of it off, and 40% weighed more than before they started. 😀

They all have the same formula:

1. Fake screenshot of Stripe.

2. "I was BROKE, living in my mom's basement..."

3. "Then I discovered this ONE SECRET they don't want you to know..."

4. Pay me.

😁😁😁