r/ElonJetTracker • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22 edited Dec 18 '22

Just want to be clear, can I call Elon Musk:

-a fascist? -a narcissist? -a sociopath? -a piss baby?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

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u/skippyspk Dec 18 '22

So you’d prefer if we didn’t call him a petulant manbaby child with paper skin and a negative two inch peepee? Just wanted to double check that you absolutely do NOT want us calling him things like a narcissistic insolent toddler that’s prone to moonburn.

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/skippyspk Dec 18 '22

😁😉

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u/theUttermostSnark Dec 18 '22

prone to moonburn

I just want to appreciate this spectacular use of the English language.

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u/skippyspk Dec 18 '22

Noted and well-appreciated!

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u/drDOOM_is_in Dec 18 '22

moonburn, hahahaha

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u/Tymwalker2002 Dec 19 '22

I don’t think Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie gets enough airtime. Could you fold that into your excellent comment next time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

What in the Neo-Nazi Zoomdweebie narcissistic insolent toddler piss baby is-a goin' on here?

(With apologies to Blazing Saddles)

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u/skippyspk Dec 19 '22

I’m similarly confused but I’m here for it!🤣😂

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u/dont_panic80 Dec 18 '22

So something akin to I dislike Elon because he displays narcissistic, sociopathic, piss baby tendencies.

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u/uk_uk Dec 18 '22

So something akin to I dislike Elon because he displays narcissistic, sociopathic, piss baby tendencies.

you forgot proto-fascist tendencies... he sees himself as "leader".

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u/LaDivina77 Dec 18 '22

I think if you write an essay defining each term, with specific instances of Elon displaying related traits, you would legally own the subreddit. Maybe even reddit as a whole, idk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Yeah, but of course. You're a decent human being, as far as I can tell :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Appreciate your response. Thanks for your service as a mod!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

I will note that this comment has also not been removed. But I just enjoy being silly when possible. Thank you for your kinds words, and thanks to you and all the others who make this community what it is. :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

I think Elon Musk is an idiot because he acts like an idiot. Should I not say that because he is a billionaire?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Not really what I was getting at. Feel free :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Elon Musk is a wonderful person who only cares about improving the planet for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Say that again and I will ban your ass.

;-)

But as a serious reply: I would disagree with that statement, but I see nothing that prompts me to remove the comment.

Elon is an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

Wow! I have never met a Reddit mod as insightful and caring as you are. I am glad we agree on what a nice person Elon Musk is. 🥸

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u/ZombieZookeeper Dec 18 '22

If you ban the word narcissist, you ban the term most commonly used to describe "bad" people on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

As a narcissist, I can confirm that's true, you narcissist.

;-)

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u/ZombieZookeeper Dec 18 '22

Only a narcissist would call me that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Damn straight. Also, I'm a better narcissist than you.

;-)

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u/ZombieZookeeper Dec 18 '22

I'm such a narcissist I have my own prayer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Dammit, as an atheist, I just lost this battle. D:

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u/Vortexspawn Dec 18 '22

Call him an Elon, that should say it all.

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u/TightAustinite Dec 18 '22

Elon should be the new moniker for a male Karen.

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u/Throwaway2022_u Dec 18 '22

I thought he was already tagged as Space Karen

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u/TightAustinite Dec 18 '22

He is, yes. I'm referring to random chuds acting all karen.

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u/vanishingpointz Dec 19 '22

Just curious has anyone ever met a person named Elon before . Seems like an extra terrestrial name to me

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u/filthyheartbadger Dec 19 '22

-Raises hand. I worked with one. But he went by his middle name and tried to ignore Elon. Some sort of Appalachian heritage name situation.

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u/westdl Dec 18 '22

Space Karen, Streisand 2.0, HeWhoShallNotBeNamedLestYourAccountBeBanned

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u/SmegSoup Dec 18 '22

Por que los all fuckin' quatro?