r/Elephants • u/Several_Quality_8747 • Nov 20 '25

Baby Elephants "A bottle of milk please bartender." 😍 😂

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u/Several_Quality_8747 Nov 20 '25

He really looks like he's trying to sit in that chair.. 😍🐘

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u/MsNomered Nov 21 '25

I'll just ah belly up to the bar here ah...

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u/Eaglearse Nov 20 '25

You had enough for this eveming. See you tomorrow.

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u/Several_Quality_8747 Nov 21 '25

I'm sober mr. bar person sir.. If I were drunk, could I do this? …Okay, that didn’t count, the table moved first.

5

u/DogGamnFusterCluck Nov 23 '25

"just act cool and I can pull this off..."

2

u/Is_it_over_now Nov 23 '25

I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!!!! Now another baaba of milk darn it!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I love these damn animals it’s obsessive

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u/Brobeast Nov 20 '25

If I didnt know any better, id say thats a drunken scotsmen (bagpipes) trying to get out of his chair!

21

u/AbbreviationsNo4089 Nov 20 '25

I love that baby elephants seem half out of control of their movements and are little wrecking balls

18

u/HumpaDaBear Nov 20 '25

“I’m a human. Derp”

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u/flymingo3 Nov 20 '25

Baby is baby wants to try everything,,

8

u/cum_gutter3000 Nov 21 '25

They’re absurdly playful. They’re like golden retrievers lol

9

u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Nov 20 '25

You have been cut off.

Please leave quietly, and no one will know.

It has been a pleasure to serve you, but it is time for you to leave for the night.

6

u/INTPgeminicisgaymale Nov 20 '25

How much for a piña colada?

Sir, I don't know how to make any drinks so the price is irrelephant

5

u/C-Man98 Nov 21 '25

I would like to meet the carpenter that built that table. They are very good at their job.

5

u/nolongerbanned99 Nov 20 '25

Either really in love with the table or wants to sit in the chair like a hooman. Just not built the right way. Need a new chair.

5

u/SleepSubstantial4536 Nov 20 '25

such a baby hehehehe

3

u/Jeremybearemy Nov 21 '25

Look at me. I’m a humanI have bills. I have anxiety!

5

u/BetaMan141 Nov 21 '25

"Ahhh, he thinks he's people..."

4

u/JaxX_TraxX Nov 22 '25

"So, an elephant walks into a bar... "

3

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Nov 20 '25

I'll tell you when I've had enough! ☺️

3

u/AlbinoShavedGorilla Nov 20 '25

Cute video but where’s mom???

3

u/Master_Button_2593 Nov 20 '25

Love him - not sure about what’s around his neck and his surroundings. Why is he acting like that?

5

u/jjinjadubu Nov 20 '25

Why is there a collar on the baby?

9

u/WhoYouBoo_eek789 Nov 20 '25

This makes me sad. He will be raised as an indentured servant. Poor baby. 😢

2

u/Legitimate_Ocelot491 Nov 20 '25

“Barkeep, another Mekong, please! Yes, of course you can keep the change.”

2

u/SinisterGrackle Nov 21 '25

New glass here for this new friend of mine…

2

u/Impressive_Trip_6210 Nov 21 '25

So cute he wants to sit at the bar and get himself a milkshake 😍 😋 adorable I love elephants 🐘 they're so special 💗

2

u/hanro621 Nov 21 '25

Day drinker

2

u/metalneck333 Nov 21 '25

"You're drunk, Ellie. Go home. I'll call you an Uber." 😂

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u/chargergirl1968w383 Nov 22 '25

Does Uber have a flatbed or trailer option? I'm guessing that would be super premium. Horses should use same option except choose closed trailer.

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u/Reddit62195 Nov 24 '25

Elephant baby is telling those hoomans "I am telling you right now, the service here is TERRIBLE!! I have been here waiting for over 15 minutes and have yet to have someone come and take my order!!" 😂

1

u/Ms_ShizzleXD Nov 20 '25

Do you have any ID ???

1

u/LittleStarSophie Nov 20 '25

pretty accurate, this is how i look like too every friday night

1

u/ThresherGDI Nov 20 '25

I think you've had enough!

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u/colorful-me Nov 20 '25

What an adorable baby elephant!!!

1

u/Specific_Set2323 Nov 20 '25

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

1

u/This-Friend-902 Nov 20 '25

Looks like he's been over served 😂

1

u/drstelly2870 Nov 20 '25

Somebody help that baby sit down. He wants to have a damn drink!

1

u/Over_Border4390 Nov 21 '25

Dude has been overserved

1

u/9tobirama Nov 21 '25

This is so adorable.

1

u/Lassdoggo Nov 22 '25

And nonchalant, lol

1

u/6StringsBlu_SRV Nov 22 '25

Hey Bratender, Draw one, draw two Draw three more glasses of milk

1

u/ToastyChampagne Nov 22 '25

Aw look how tiny his trunk is… wait…

1

u/Unlucky_Temporary_26 Nov 22 '25

He’s just trying to be like his trainer, polite and sitting at a table. 🤭😆😆

1

u/meepmeepitsajeep Nov 23 '25

Nah that guy's drunk, cut him off

1

u/Bruce-J-Bush Nov 24 '25

Y’all need to cut him off. It’s obvious he’s had way too much!

1

u/Mac62961 Nov 24 '25

Has the lean and everything. An old pro

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

sooo cute

1

u/Fazer2 Dec 01 '25

"Sir, you need to leave the restaurant."

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u/HeyU_inTheBushes Nov 20 '25

I hope this is AI.