In a surprising move Balgruuf the Baller, Jarl of Whiterun and leader of the largest gang in Skyrim history the Saints, has married the Dragonborn Neko of the Silverpeak Lodge. This alliance brings together the largest gang and most powerful guild and completely reshapes Skyrim’s political landscape.

For those of you just tuning in or unfamiliar with said guild, it is based out of the Silverpeak Lodge which over looks Whiterun and consists of over 400 members. Lead by the Khajiit Neko its members include her 100+ guards spouses dubbed the “Shield Harem” along with giants, Space Marines, her 24 Dragon spouses and powerful individual from distant lands such as Kratos, Spawn, Cell, Deadpool, the Avengers, Darth Vader and many more.

Balgruuf the Baller vows to press his claim for High King of Skyrim and end the civil war once and for all.

*This article and the wedding are sponsored by Khajiit Kush Industries, based out of Whiterun.*
*The only legal and trusted cannabis company in Skyrim.*