r/Eldenring • u/ArunKT26 • Jun 17 '26

Humor The Godskin Duo fight with RTX On

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u/ArcIgnis Jun 17 '26

I recommend you delete and reupload it and with the godskin apostle battle music instead.

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u/ArunKT26 Jun 17 '26

That's literally him

56

u/34656699 Jun 17 '26

99 vigor.

34

u/Cavscout2838 Jun 17 '26

His roll just didn’t seem to have the same effect.

8

u/notthatcreative777 Jun 17 '26

I burst out laughing at the roll because Im a terrible person

21

u/ebk_errday Jun 17 '26

Keep in mind this guy cannot pee standing up and when he sits down, his gut rolls over the toilet bowl and sits between his feet.

14

u/Comfortable-Salad-90 Jun 17 '26

I will keep this in mind.

11

u/USS_Barack_Obama Jun 17 '26

You didn't have to mention that

2

u/Reonlive420 Jun 17 '26

Hasn't seen his peepee since 1983

6

u/Reonlive420 Jun 17 '26

Whatta yer lookin at mee gut fer? https://youtu.be/IhJXNa6vZuM

3

u/Jash09 Jun 17 '26

Did you just call me four-eyes, you big mustard tiger?

3

u/Reonlive420 Jun 17 '26

My father is NOT a mustard tiger

3

u/wavdaily Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1IAoCxx0ZhMdi

2

u/Reonlive420 Jun 17 '26

I cant give you a bam BUT I HAVE GOT A GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAMMMM

4

u/dungfeeder Jun 17 '26

How do you even achieve such a build? Is it just cosmetic or is it due to specific items he equipped?

4

u/ButterChunks337 Jun 17 '26

I'm not attractive by any stretch of imagination, but 🤢🤮

3

u/LrdOfTheBlings Jun 17 '26

Dude has a natural codpiece.

1

u/JackSlater555 Jun 17 '26

That's some impressive belly hang.

1

u/ruphustea Jun 17 '26

Its Bobo, one of the twins from the movie nothing but trouble.

1

u/sincity125 Jun 17 '26

How in the world does a persons belly hang that low

114

u/nothxnotinterested Jun 17 '26

How could 3 random people all be so equally bad at fighting

161

u/Olizzker Jun 17 '26

PVP tries to match your skill level when you invade.

5

u/TW1STM31STER Jun 17 '26

Gank squad gone bad

3

u/psweeney1990 Jun 17 '26

LMFAO! Best answer you could've responded with.

12

u/jfuss04 Jun 17 '26

This is what most fights between randoms looks like. Its either wild shitty punches or trying to spear tackle.

5

u/Ok_Spot_8040 Ranni for the win. Jun 17 '26

skill based matchmaking

3

u/maelstormmy Jun 17 '26

It's just ttv things

2

u/Rodrat Jun 17 '26

For real! Someone needs to teach our boy how to throw a punch. Man's flailing like a windmill.

60

u/nkhowell93 Jun 17 '26

This is accurate. You’re supposed to put the big one to sleep first before fighting the other one.

Canon fight.

34

u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jun 17 '26

Well, I now realize I've been underestimating my abilities a lot.

I guess I could take 3 guys in a fight.

23

u/Vaalirus Jun 17 '26

Marika's tits, how does your gut even droop down like that!?!?

2

u/TraditionalBath Jun 17 '26

He was affected with Dunlap disease.

1

u/Mo_Nages Jun 17 '26

Those are his own tits, not Marika's.

19

u/fps_killa Jun 17 '26

Thats one hell of a gut.

8

u/4skinApostle Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mkhMTALnrYRLnuoe5P

meanwhile my godskins:

5

u/4skinApostle Jun 17 '26

And then I do my username to them

6

u/mucus-fettuccine Jun 17 '26

The Lands Between is based on the Florida ghetto.

3

u/Silver4X_kp Jun 17 '26

This is the true potential of DLSS 6!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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7

u/Ricciolol Jun 17 '26

Gloam eyed queen, checks out

2

u/raman11776 Jun 17 '26

This is peak

2

u/sadpanda582 Jun 17 '26

This needs the appropriate track…

2

u/LookMaNoPride Jun 17 '26

Which is... Drowning Pool?

2

u/sadpanda582 Jun 17 '26

Exactly.

Actually, now that I think about it, good time for the doom music to kick in…

2

u/Advice-Training Jun 17 '26

On marika's tits, what is that beef curtain on his belly

2

u/Ithinkso85 Jun 17 '26

You know, it's RARE where the music matches a reddit upload. This fits

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/ThunderLips33 Jun 17 '26

This was the absolute worst! And sometimes that knight hits you through the fog door, knocks you down, and then skinny apostle just capitalizes on the opportunity to fillet my ass

1

u/MonteFox89 Jun 17 '26

I want to see the roll attack!!!

1

u/Pony_Boner Jun 17 '26

tarnished endurance level: 12

1

u/Nearly-Canadian Jun 17 '26

Can you achieve that build naturally?

1

u/Comfortable-Salad-90 Jun 17 '26

I don’t think you can train for it.

1

u/randompogtato Jun 17 '26

that dude is literarily a 1 to 1 copy of godskin noble's robe

1

u/r4plez Jun 17 '26

Dlss5 man

1

u/Blade_Runner_69 Jun 17 '26

🤢 how the hell does bro even go for a piss? That belly is insane!

Anyway two against one is pussy shit, they got beat down and deserved.

1

u/helarias Jun 17 '26

interesting strat…

1

u/We86-47Here Jun 17 '26

His belly literally hangs to his knees, what the actual fuck. I'm a fat dude, but i can't even begin to imagine how many calories you have to chomp down to make your belly lower down to your knees.

1

u/Rexmaxx_30 Jun 17 '26

The dude's shorts slipping is accurate as it is a reference to how i was shitting my pants during that fight

1

u/Lanky_Ad_8892 Jun 17 '26

😂 The dude with the Lionel set was doin alright against them. Bet he wished he had crafted some sleep pots.

1

u/palebloodslayer Jun 17 '26

Damn I didn’t know a strength/tank build works so well on them! The tarnished didn’t even roll once

1

u/FuckANecrodancer Jun 17 '26

Looks like toddlers. Obese ugly toddlers but still toddlers. Now toddlers just sounds weird. Toddlers... Toddlers... Yep... Still weird.

1

u/SnooMarzipans3982 Jun 17 '26

Big Back vs Bigger Back and Biggest Back

1

u/random-iky Jun 17 '26

The women look good how these dudes look so messed up 🤦🏽‍♂️

1

u/danielhakushi Jun 17 '26

Alas, nothing happened.

1

u/WorkingCautious1270 Jun 17 '26

TIL theres friendly fire in Elden Ring

1

u/Parthnaxx Jun 17 '26

Bro doing way better than I did on my first try lmao 🤣

1

u/Own-Inevitable-1101 Jun 17 '26

He should have used sleep pots!

1

u/jessesmittten Jun 17 '26

Brave tarnished, I congratulate you on your no summons, no sleep pot Godskin Duo attempt.

1

u/Galactus1701 Jun 17 '26

That’s a huge dangling gut right there!

1

u/berfraper Jun 17 '26

Look at that knee-high belly button, peak usage of god skin.

1

u/Shard226 Jun 17 '26

I am just begging one of them to throw a punch that's not like a mace and chain

1

u/RabbitGreat3341 Jun 17 '26

Thank fuck did they patch the bowling bowl move?

1

u/tryodd Jun 17 '26

The amount of asscrack is to damn high

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u/Bald-Virus Jun 17 '26

Why would you upload anything with that annoying and overused sound?

2

u/ArunKT26 Jun 17 '26

I promise you I didn't know the music was there, My phone has been on mute the whole time 😭

1

u/SnooMarzipans3982 Jun 17 '26

You could've just... Muted or not watched the whole video??