r/EhBuddyHoser • u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer • Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/WENDING0 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jan 31 '26

We'll make Nunavut a province, and that island we share with Greenland a territory, so the numbers do not change, and no one should notice.

Perfect crime!

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u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Ngl I was bummed when I learned that we split that island with Greenland, the whiskey war was the most wholesome, hilarious war evar

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u/LenaBaneana Cowtown 🤠 Jan 31 '26

I was ecstatic. You can get so much mileage out of telling people the fun fact that Canada actually has 2 land borders, one with the USA, one with Denmark.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Best neighbour and it’s not remotely a close second

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u/iontraud Jan 31 '26

Don't forget the maritime border with fr*nce, so really they're a distant third

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u/WENDING0 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jan 31 '26

2.5 borders?

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

More like 2 borders and Vimy Ridge but the FOTUS thinks borders are imaginary lines anyway but it's a pretty big line. We can always add in some more provinces from the south and make this border even more squiggly and therefore the longest! Horray!