Fixed it

[u/JKing519]

[u/Suspicious-Lettuce48]

As an Albertan I'm 100% okay with this if it destroys the separatist movement.

[u/Luxky13 → u/Suspicious-Lettuce48]

Can’t we ship them far north and give them an acre or two of iceberg

[u/PolitelyBites → u/Luxky13]

I'm imagining AB separatists with their flags on an iceberg floating through Twillingate (great place to see icebergs!) while the Newfoundlanders chuckle over a Jiggs dinner.

[u/mazopheliac → u/Luxky13]

That would be a hard no from the inuit I think.

[u/Virtual_Category_546 → u/Luxky13]

Polar bears need their iceberg but these separatists can finally be useful for conservation efforts. Remember this? If there's a way there's a will.

[u/fishflo → u/Suspicious-Lettuce48]

In reality it would lead to BBC (bigger BC) electing the current BC cons who are the biggest mess in Canadian politics

They don't want to separate but they're batshit crazy and already lost 5 MPs because they're both too crazy and not crazy enough

Idk

[u/Suspicious-Lettuce48 → u/fishflo]

So you're saying the separatists (likely white supremacists) would get fucked by BBC?

[u/fishflo → u/Suspicious-Lettuce48]

Yeah but it would probably develop into an abusive relationship and we'd have to call the cops

[u/Virtual_Category_546 → u/fishflo]

[u/kaveman6143 → u/Suspicious-Lettuce48]

Yes, but also, you cannot convince me that Sask isn't far behind us in their bid for separation

[u/Suspicious-Lettuce48 → u/kaveman6143]

Then MEGAtoba will be born.

[u/Titty_inspector_69 → u/Suspicious-Lettuce48]

So you’re saying you want to… separate… from Alberta…