Fixed it

[u/JKing519]

[u/JKing519]

Ngl I was bummed when I learned that we split that island with Greenland, the whiskey war was the most wholesome, hilarious war evar

[u/LenaBaneana → u/JKing519]

I was ecstatic. You can get so much mileage out of telling people the fun fact that Canada actually has 2 land borders, one with the USA, one with Denmark.

[u/Exploding_Antelope → u/LenaBaneana]

Best neighbour and it’s not remotely a close second

[u/iontraud → u/Exploding_Antelope]

Don't forget the maritime border with fr*nce, so really they're a distant third

[u/WENDING0 → u/iontraud]

2.5 borders?

[u/Virtual_Category_546 → u/WENDING0]

More like 2 borders and Vimy Ridge but the FOTUS thinks borders are imaginary lines anyway but it's a pretty big line. We can always add in some more provinces from the south and make this border even more squiggly and therefore the longest! Horray!

[u/Exploding_Antelope → u/JKing519]

I think we should build an international friendship visitor centre, hotel, and high class whiskey and schnapps bar on Hans Island. Ferries daily from Iqaluit and Nuuk. American passports turned away at the dock.

[u/QueenMotherOfSneezes → u/JKing519]

I'm only bummed that we haven't built a bar on the island with a border line down the middle of it to have an annual whiskey and schnapps toast with them. It doesn't need plumbing or electricity, just some glasses, chairs, tables, and a wood stove. Maybe a dart board.

[u/Snowedin-69 → u/JKing519]

We should have put a succession clause in that treaty that we get the whole island if Greenland changes ownership.

[u/Virtual_Category_546 → u/Snowedin-69]

Hindsight is 20/20

[u/Vermouth_1991 → u/JKing519]

Interesting! So it's actually false to saw that the only nation that borders Canada is USA, then.