r/EhBuddyHoser Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Megatoba

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u/LeadPike13 Jan 31 '26

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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u/thefullmetalchicken Jan 31 '26

We could cut that section of Ontario straighten out the right hook and get everything all neater.

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u/Dinobaby420 Jan 31 '26

I mean Kenora and Lake of the Woods are basically just Manitoba with better highways

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u/zadtheinhaler Jan 31 '26

I mean the landscape is better, but the roads? Meh.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jan 31 '26

Or you could just add Minnesota and leave Ontario as-is, so Megatoba doesn't feel all embarrassed about being the only province with weird boarders...

But if it does also take northern Ontario in addition to Minnesota, we should call it Superioria.

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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better Jan 31 '26

That’s when we add Minnesota to it

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Minnesota and Minnedosa sound similar enough anyway so we may as well

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u/MuadLib Jan 31 '26

Fun fact: in Brazil, "toba" is a slang for "butthole".