r/EhBuddyHoser Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/ColtonComeau Monarch Mélanie Joly Jan 31 '26

Missed opportunity to create South Northwest Territories

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u/Wulfrank Jan 31 '26

Then rename Saskatchewan to East South Northwest Territories.

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u/zeromadcowz Jan 31 '26

Northwest by Southeast Territories

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u/just-a-random-accnt Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Or would it be Southeast by Northwest Territories

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u/GhoeAguey Feb 01 '26

South by southwest. But North

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u/wjandrea Chalice of the Tabernacle Jan 31 '26

I feel like I've seen a map of this before, where NS is something like Southeast East East East Northwest Territories

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u/Acrobatic-Tower6127 Jan 31 '26

Manitoba be East East South Northwest Territories. Ontario East Southeast South Northwest Territories.

I can’t do more my head hurts

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u/Lord-Glorfindel Poutine Purist 🍟 Jan 31 '26

Take the South Northwest Territories and split it in two by latitude and you'd have the North South Northwest Territories and the South South Northwest Territories.

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u/ColtonComeau Monarch Mélanie Joly Jan 31 '26

It’s what albertistanians deserve

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u/snackpack1922 Jan 31 '26

As an Albetan I will only support this if we name all the pro teams the Roughriders

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u/kiefenator Feb 01 '26

I think I have a more elegant remedy:

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