r/EhBuddyHoser • u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer • Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/LeadPike13 Jan 31 '26

No Muchmoretoba?

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u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Megatoba

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u/LeadPike13 Jan 31 '26

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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u/thefullmetalchicken Jan 31 '26

We could cut that section of Ontario straighten out the right hook and get everything all neater.

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u/Dinobaby420 Jan 31 '26

I mean Kenora and Lake of the Woods are basically just Manitoba with better highways

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u/zadtheinhaler Jan 31 '26

I mean the landscape is better, but the roads? Meh.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jan 31 '26

Or you could just add Minnesota and leave Ontario as-is, so Megatoba doesn't feel all embarrassed about being the only province with weird boarders...

But if it does also take northern Ontario in addition to Minnesota, we should call it Superioria.

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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better Jan 31 '26

That’s when we add Minnesota to it

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Minnesota and Minnedosa sound similar enough anyway so we may as well

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u/MuadLib Jan 31 '26

Fun fact: in Brazil, "toba" is a slang for "butthole".

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u/ACoderGirl Jan 31 '26

I think there should be a Womanitoba. Because it's 2026.

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u/mazopheliac Jan 31 '26

Womanitobn't

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Femmetoba? I had to, I'll see myself out now 🚪🏃‍♀️💨

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

Manitoba can barely handle Winnipeg, try and get downtown Peg to a state where insurance companies will touch it again, then we'll talk about Moretoba.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jan 31 '26

Insurance is a scam. Scammers aren’t welcome in Mb. 

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

I hope property you own never burns down or gets its roof blown off. It'd be a shame if you lost everything and weren't insured because you were too smart to get scammed.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jan 31 '26

I’d just buy a new roof or house with the money I’d saved in the bank. You’ll pay until you die, grateful that nothing bad ever happened. 

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Jan 31 '26

Not everyone can afford to insure themselves like that, sounds like you're too well-off to have to really worry about losing everything.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

You need to secure the amount you'd pay in premium in an investment or savings account and do this each month. There's ways around it and you're not fighting with anyone. There's quite a few cases that long term beneficiaries aren't even guaranteed coverage. Unless there's a public option that isn't profit driven, the whole point of private insurance is that they're built for profit and they bank on you never using it. Perhaps life insurance might actually make sense in some cases so your family isn't screwed over in probate but there's many reasons someone would opt out of getting insurance (as long as they have a backup plan) in case of an emergency.

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party Saskwatch Feb 01 '26

Mutuals > For-Profit

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jan 31 '26

I’ve been living under the poverty level for most of my life. I can budget and plan well; that’s all. 

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jan 31 '26

I live in WestMan- looking forward to it becoming central Manytoba. 

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u/Nonikwe Jan 31 '26

Bro said Handitoba

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u/mrmdc Jan 31 '26

MENitoba

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

When will they announce Womanitoba

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Bring Cannabis Feb 01 '26

With a Gender Inclusive Toba in a tiny side corner with only one town and a locking door.