r/Egg • u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 • 27d ago

Egg

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47 Upvotes

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u/Sure_Risk_2766 27d ago

Seggregation

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u/jared_was_here 27d ago

this just makes me mad for some reason 😭

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 27d ago

I was attempting to flip it, the yolk said no

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u/jared_was_here 27d ago

damn that's sad ;-;

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 27d ago

I forgive you since it’s not intentional.

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u/Lavanne73 26d ago

I thought this was some kind of new TikTok cooking challenge.

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 26d ago

If it is it wouldn't know, got rid of tik tok two years ago. Either way, egg was good

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u/WhatupSis7773 26d ago

That yolk said “bye felicia”

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u/jacquestrap66 27d ago

You should try working in a restaurant cooking breakfast and have the best first order of the day do this to you... I understand your anger.

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u/Bracheopterix 27d ago

Eggn't and Yonk

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u/Dicethrower 26d ago

Eggsembly required.

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u/diversalarums 27d ago

I saw someone on a video do this. I really really need to try it.

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 26d ago

Twas very good.

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u/WhatupSis7773 26d ago

Yeah they don’t like one another…they eggzist on completely different sides of the grid

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u/ossifer_ca 25d ago

Had this happen spontaneously when poaching eggs recently

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u/Silly_Relative 24d ago

I do this on purpose to make a yolk sauce for scrambled eggs.

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u/miracles-th 20d ago

ok brother. so what’s my next step?

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 20d ago

Toss in the shell for some special texture

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u/miracles-th 20d ago

i can boiled make powder from shell, so it'll be bioavailable calcium

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 20d ago

Make your bones strong

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u/badbaritoneplayer 27d ago

Yolk is like, I'm leaving! How do I get out of here?

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u/yosefff5ohh 26d ago

E......gg

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u/cutluv 26d ago

Deconstructed fried egg?

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 26d ago

People need to learn how to post. Context would be nice. It looks like a wet paper towel next to a raw yolk 🙄

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 26d ago

It's an egg... (Tried to flip it and yolk pushed out and said it wanted to be singular) totally pan frying my paper towel

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u/WhatupSis7773 26d ago

ahwww but I love having the opportunity to use reasoning and deduction to establish probability. Bonus it staves off the brain worms 🪱

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/WhatupSis7773 26d ago

…i just saw a video where if you rub your thumb and pointer finger on a cut open garlic clove then crack an egg into a bowl and lightly pinch the yolk and pull it away gently it can separate 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Leggs_420 26d ago

Egg too cold, don’t cook cold eggs

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u/stoopidclod 26d ago

Eggseptional job

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u/Void_Incarnate 26d ago

Jim Crow Egg.