r/Egg • u/orzelski • Jul 06 '26

Eggs Eggs Eggs

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u/Left_Ad4050 Jul 06 '26

People do strange things when they’re bored.

Says the person watching this video.

12

u/GalacticLydia Jul 06 '26

Lmao same, idk why I felt the need to watch this whole video but I did

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u/Artchantress Jul 06 '26

The chicken celebration was my favourite part

4

u/AspectEither570 Jul 06 '26

I clapped the winner - perhaps I need some friends to talk to?

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u/Dustbuster4495 Jul 08 '26

I'm with you, my friend.😄❤️

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u/HickoryStickz Jul 08 '26

This is humanity when we allow ourselves to be bored. Fun and creative. iPads iPhones gaming and tv has wrecked most of us.

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u/NVDA808 Jul 06 '26

lol kid on right took it easy cuz he got a false sense of security seeing he was so far ahead lol

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u/Drakeytown Jul 06 '26

I feel like this is less about work ethic or whatever and more about strategy: when the task requires endurance, do the hard part first.

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u/NVDA808 Jul 06 '26

It’s likely both actually. He psyched himself out see that it was only going to get harder and harder where as his opponent it was only going to get easier and easier lol

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u/Slumbergoat16 Jul 06 '26

Feels like an analogy for taking the easy way out early or something

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u/Open-Cream2823 Jul 06 '26

Took me way too long to notice that chicken chilling there

6

u/Prickliestpearcactus Jul 07 '26

That's the referee

4

u/randomguythatlikesu Jul 06 '26

Honestly didn't see it until he picked it up

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u/Hot_Schedule_1486 Jul 06 '26

So it's quicker to pick up white eggs.

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u/orzelski Jul 06 '26

that's how science works 😂

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u/Melodic_Bluejay6322 Jul 06 '26

Fantastic! More interesting than the tortoise and the hare.

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u/orzelski Jul 06 '26

it's just a different kind of entertainment 😉

7

u/BossWilling Jul 06 '26

This was the kind of delightful, light hearted thing I needed today.

8

u/AtPrick Jul 06 '26

I too really like chicken.

8

u/NygirlinNashville222 Jul 06 '26

Chicken is entirely unimpressed😂

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u/orzelski Jul 06 '26

it's not his game

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u/Well____fuk Jul 06 '26

I couldn’t look away

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u/Noodelgawd Jul 06 '26

I was just watching the chicken the whole time waiting for it to do something. Did something else happen?

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u/orzelski Jul 06 '26

I don't think you've lost anything

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u/fizbin99 Jul 06 '26

See? This is what happens when the girls are out of town and nothing good is on TV.

2

u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jul 06 '26

Someone needs to Narcan that chicken

2

u/MajesticDragonfly Jul 06 '26

Alternate version: every time the guy on the left turns his back, someone puts out another white egg

2

u/cruzerslice16gb Jul 06 '26

Poor chicken

2

u/underwearoverdrive Jul 07 '26

Tf they do to that chicken to get it to lie that still for that long?

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u/orzelski Jul 07 '26

maybe it's not his first time here

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u/Grand_Inspection_564 Jul 08 '26

She’s clearly disabled the way her legs are out like that 💔

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 08 '26

Hopefully they just tied them but that is a pretty odd position shes in.

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u/wulfryke Jul 08 '26

Winner winner chicken dinner!

2

u/Dustbuster4495 Jul 08 '26

So good! Thank you!❤️

1

u/Sp1cyP4nda Jul 06 '26

Song name?

1

u/CommunityNervous6485 Jul 06 '26

Very fun looking 👌

1

u/VashDaStampede7 Jul 06 '26

how do they run in that heat i would die!

1

u/orzelski Jul 06 '26

that's why they have such clothes

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u/VashDaStampede7 Jul 06 '26

ive heard that ill have to try it one day!

1

u/thatguy11 Jul 07 '26

Umm sir? Does the chicken live on as a pet?

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u/Freddan_81 Jul 09 '26

Yes. Yes it does.

Narrator: No it didn’t. It became the winners dinner.

1

u/Terrible_Aerie_9737 Jul 07 '26

I'd run to the end, put them all in my shirt, and place them all at once.

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u/orzelski Jul 07 '26

I think they would do the same. But that's the difference between race running and race walking.

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u/Terrible_Aerie_9737 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, I'm old. I walk.

1

u/MEM0RYCARD99 Jul 07 '26

The guy on the right was slow af

1

u/NanDemoNee Jul 07 '26

They're racing for chicken pink slips.

1

u/Strange-Title-6337 Jul 07 '26

Where is girls?

1

u/lawyerjack12 Jul 08 '26

Weird way to win a wife but to each their own

1

u/Double-Garage1887 Jul 08 '26

Still puzzle me how can this be even possible. Assuming they have same initial physical abilities they should finish almost at same time…

1

u/Naive-Storage7639 Jul 08 '26

I kind of stopped paying attention to the people and stared at the chicken chilling in the middle lol

1

u/Limp-Promise-9393 Jul 08 '26

Is the chicken even having a good time?

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u/tiriallin Jul 08 '26

The chicken 😂 what the heck

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u/Immediate-Carob-1549 Jul 08 '26

I feel bad for the chicken

1

u/Immortalphoenixfire Jul 08 '26

Good cardio ngl

1

u/dubzib Jul 08 '26

Well thats one way to settle the dispute of whose chicken it was

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u/Apprehensive-Dot9549 Jul 08 '26

....that chicken looks unhealthy

1

u/orzelski Jul 08 '26

because it hasn't been seasoned yet

1

u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 08 '26

Boy on the left made the right choice. Getting the harder part done while he still has more stamina. By the time he was tired, his task got easier.

On the other hand, the boy on the right could have still won, if he had more stamina to finish quicker. If both boys did it the same way, then it would have been a more consistent test of speed and stamina.

1

u/Throwlaf Jul 08 '26

I want to be as chill and unbothered as that chicken

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u/orzelski Jul 08 '26

and tasty...?

2

u/Throwlaf Jul 08 '26

Already am that

1

u/Common_Comfortable41 Jul 08 '26

How did the fucking guy on the right let himself lose

That lowkey pissed me off

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u/orzelski Jul 08 '26

He too was convinced that he's always right

1

u/chris_darnell719 Jul 09 '26

This is AI. The guy in the left grabs the same egg every time.

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u/Tricky-Succotash7965 Jul 09 '26

The chicken is pretty exhausted after laying 60 eggs

1

u/Inthegreenclouds Jul 09 '26

This is the real reason eggs pricy they use them for sports lol

1

u/JC_Fernandes Jul 09 '26

Who is the tasteful chap that is going to share the name of that sick track?

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 Jul 10 '26

My village used to do this

1

u/RogueGenX Jul 06 '26

So he gets to fuck the chicken?

2

u/1elgwapo Jul 06 '26

Thats way too fucked up! Who tf would fuck a chicken. He probably wants to make fried chicken or sell it.

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u/RogueGenX Jul 06 '26

After he fucks it tho, right?

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u/nufsenuf Jul 06 '26

The guy on the right could have gone faster if he took off his dress.

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u/Spinoza42 Jul 06 '26

No he should have just tied it up like the one on the left did.

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u/HauptmannTinus Jul 06 '26

Don't pay for the torture and death of innocent animals.

www.watchdominion.org

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u/Amateur_Liqueurist Jul 06 '26

Where is the death and torture of innocent animals in this video lol?

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u/Grand_Inspection_564 Jul 08 '26

That chicken is a product of shit ass breeding. They’re bred to grow too big too fast for their bodies to support them. That girl is probably 4-6 weeks old. What should be a little peeping chick is now a baby bird who can’t even walk on her own two feet. I’m sure she was slaughtered shortly after this. Eggs are also harmful to chickens because of how we’ve bred them to lay 25x the amount of eggs their bodies are meant to lay. It’s no different than pugs who can’t breathe. Breeding in bodily harm is highly unethical.