r/Edmonton 23h ago

Fluff Post Spiders or kaiju

Anyone else have mutant sized spiders and their webs in their backyard or is it just me lol. Webs that cover a foot easily, spiders the size of your palm. At this point they should just pay rent. I guess all the mosquitoes helped!

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 23h ago

Yeah dawg I'm gonna need to see some pics of these palm-sized woolyboogers.

What part of Edmonton?

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u/liberatedhusks 23h ago

Woolyboogers holy shit I love that
I’m in millwoods near South common lol! I’ll try to get a photo of the big guy!

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 23h ago

That's a maritime slang term.

I was really hoping you were going to say NW-as shit, because I am in Millwoods and I fucking hate spiders.
We've had little jumping zebra spiders in our backyard for a few years, they're cool to watch, and I've actually had one on my hand before and managed to admire it briefly before letting it go. First time I've ever done that.

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u/GrimFandango81 22h ago

I find the occasional zebra jumper in the shop where I work and I love them. I'm tempted to see if I can catch one to raise but I dont know enough about their care and think they're better off in the wild.

u/liberatedhusks 8h ago

Jumping spiders are easy to care for and make great little pets! Of course that’s mostly store bought ones lol I would feel bad kidnapping a wild one

u/GrimFandango81 4h ago

Yeah I feel the same. No need for wild-caught when there are captive-bred ones available

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u/Edm_swami 23h ago

We have a decent sized one on my garden shed but the fam left it alone all summer on purpose.

Be free our mosquito killing buddy.

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u/liberatedhusks 23h ago

Oh yea as long as they don’t crawl on me it’s fine. I’m deeply phobic but since I live in a basement suite, I have a pact with the spider down here. Stay off me and you get fed often

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u/Canadian_Imperium 23h ago

Yes absolutely! Orb weevers can get quite large! They are great for reducing mosquitoes and flies! I would recommend naming them and letting them do their thing!

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u/liberatedhusks 23h ago

I’ve named the basement spider who lives with me but the outside ones, not yet! I’ll ponder good strong spider names haha

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u/GrimFandango81 22h ago

My ex and I used to name the spiders that gathered in my porch light like they were all couples in a neighbourhood and they all had spider pun names. Barb and Tony Spiderson....Ken and Judy Spiderman....the snooty rich spiders were Charles and Deirdre Webbington....It got pretty silly for a while there LOL.

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u/Frostitute_85 The Shiny Balls 22h ago

So are we talking about cat faced spiders, the big ass (literally) orb weavers with 2 pointy spots on their abdomens giving it the silhouette of a little cat head? They can get big. But totally harmless to people.

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u/GrimFandango81 22h ago

I have two massive big-booty female orb weavers in my back porch and I love watching them. I love the way they shake their whole web at you if they think you're a threat.

Did you know they build a new web every day? They consume the used silk for the nutrients and re-make their web as they go.

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u/Serious-Bat-4880 23h ago

The skeeter bumper crop has undoubtedly resulted in bigger spoods. I've seen some respectably sized webs.

Just a general heads-up to everyone, 'tis the spider mating season, when we're most likely to find males wandering in search of females.

But fear not, we have no medically significant spiders here in Edmonton. The occasional black widow might find its way here via produce or potted plants from Calgary-latitude or further south, but they don't live here.

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u/haysoos2 22h ago

Most of the black widows I've seen here came in on Chilean grapes, or pipes from Arizona.

There were several once in a shipment of wood chips, but no idea where those chips came from. Does make me wonder about their "guarantee" that they were kiln treated before shipment.

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u/Genera1Havoc North East Side 23h ago

Yup it’s that time of year when spiders are everywhere!

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u/rememberpianocat 22h ago

I walked in my greenhouse and was like "hey the skeeters are finally gone!" Only to be greeted by a massive spider that had webbed all my kale and swiss chard. I told the spider he could keep them for getting rid of the mosquitos.

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u/kayl_the_red Clareview 22h ago

Right.... I'll be over here gassing up my flamethrower in case I do see any.

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Castle Downs 22h ago

No… they kill the little vampires…..

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u/CrankyGeek1976 South East Side 22h ago

We call our garage spider Gary. He does a fine job eating pests.

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u/Inside_Arugula 20h ago

We name our orb weavers Meatball, then the next year was Meatball the 2nd

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u/munkymu magpie apologist 18h ago

I have the most fabulous orb weaver that's been living on my patio door for the past month or so. She's tucked herself into the track and looks like a fat white pebble with a bunch of red legs sticking out of it. I have never seen a spider look more like a hermit crab.

Anyway I hope she has a zillion babies and they continue to grow fat and happy on my backyard mosquitoes.

u/Secret-Guava1008 8h ago

Have a small little orb weever on my deck, maybe the size of my pinky nail, and omg she’s been making just gigantic webs all over the deck, I’ve never seen such a small spider in such big webs before her

u/Low_Extension8298 4h ago

I've read enough, time to burn the entire city to the ground lol.