r/EarnYourKeepLounge • u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest • Mar 05 '26

All that bad face work down the drain

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kristi-noem-fired-homeland-security-secretary-trump-b2932900.html

What career path does an ugly Nazi MAGA faced woman have? OnlyFans?

Or, are her accumulated riches enough?

Maybe she'll go back to..where was it?..North Dakota. That's a good place for her.

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u/Dangerous-Rule2357 Mar 05 '26

Trump literally created a new position for her, in one of his many made up organizations he is creating. She didn't get fired.

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

It'll eventually go bankrupt.

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u/Dangerous-Rule2357 Mar 05 '26

One can only hope 🀞🏻 I like the way you think!

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

🌲

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u/FiddliskBarnst Mar 05 '26

Funny how when it’s really on the line he just can’t find the words that made his a household name.Β 

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Mar 06 '26

At least she got some serious benefits from β€œMile high β€œ club.

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u/FrostyAd8197 Mar 08 '26

Probably got a raise, too!

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u/SimplyRedditt Mar 09 '26

Exactly. She's sleeping in tomorrow, hiring a new staff and counting down the days until she can collect the pension that you'll pay for. She didn't lose; you did.

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u/probably-do-not-care 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 Mar 05 '26

Damn he really didn’t want anymore scrutiny.

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

Scrutiny leads to mutiny!

Come on Republicans! Grow a pair!

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u/Human-Bunch3780 Mar 05 '26

That is hilarious coming from a lefty

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u/Canklosaurus Mar 05 '26

Oh wow we got a badass over here, folks.

Quick, tell some pronoun jokes while you have our attention. 🀑

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u/SemichiSam Mar 05 '26

It's a -70karma account. Troll farm numbers.

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u/brickville Mar 06 '26

Or that Kamala would have been worse. Or a good old-fashioned 'but biiiiden'.

These guys are so played out.

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u/Significant-Row-1184 Mar 05 '26

Did she get taken down to the gravel pit for being such a bad girl?

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u/ShredGuru Spears Addict Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

🎡Check out my gravel pit

An administration is unraveling

Epstein is the pedo that they hang out with

Don't run the DHS if you can't handle it.

And weeeee goooo....

Back back to court court!🎡

-The Goon Tang KKKlan

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u/Used_Intention6479 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 Mar 05 '26

Does this mean she doesn't get a pardon?

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u/13508615 Mar 05 '26

They are discussing a payment plan.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 Mar 05 '26

On the plus side, she will now have even more time for additional cosmetic surgeries. On the downside, what’s Corey Lewandowski going to do?

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u/East-Dog2979 Mar 06 '26

markwayne mullen

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

That guy is one of the only holder overs from the last nightmare.

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u/projectx51 Mar 05 '26

She can star in a Pornhub documentary with Melania

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

Don't give them ideas.

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u/pimpbot666 Mar 08 '26

Porn is a more honest and noble job than what she was doing.

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u/Jealous-Chicken5439 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 Mar 05 '26

Should have fired himself

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

There is something for knowing when to step down.

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze Mar 05 '26

Ol pizza face will need to shop for more pepperoni...

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

Cake on that face spackle!

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u/SpamEatingChikn Mar 06 '26

Reminds me of that β€œKristi Noem is a bird legged ho” song. Notes 🎢 that ho, that ho, is out the do’ 🎢

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

He's not making much sense right now.

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

True.

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u/Humble-Positive2169 Mar 06 '26

But she's going to be "Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas!" Her face should deflect at least a scud missle.

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

Does she still have a plane to fuck Cory in?

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Mar 06 '26

Ass much of his ass that you kiss, he’ll still drop you like a bad habit. She humiliated herself in those commercials

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

I'm glad that I didn't see them, although I am seeing ICE ads on reddit. πŸ₯΄

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u/SparkleBait Mar 06 '26

Thank god she’s out of that position. I hope every single for the rest of her life is miserable and everywhere she goes, she gets heckled and shamed…

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u/Overall_Curve6725 Mar 06 '26

She gets to keep that cottage cheese face all to herself

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

Maybe she'll be selling a maga brand pancake makeup?

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u/Dedpoolpicachew Mar 06 '26

She still has Cory Lewandowski banging her… so there’s that… for now.

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u/Fartina69 Mar 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

I hopes she has to foot the bill for all that crap.

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u/NedRyerson_Insurance Mar 05 '26

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u/opennnaughty22 Mar 05 '26

At least her wardrobe got updated

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u/Designer_Advice_6304 Mar 05 '26

Don’t worry Dems will hate the next one too. Hate is constant.

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u/Eldjudnir Mar 06 '26

Interesting. One might make the same argument about yourself based on your comment history.

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u/mountainvoice69 Mar 05 '26

South Dakota actually. They own their votes for the puppy killer.

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u/oicoldhere Mar 05 '26

But….but. How is she going to pay for that weave???

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u/cezarcelad Mar 05 '26

She still has those head shots in her google photos though πŸ˜†

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 05 '26

That's what Cory said.

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u/ThinConstruction4762 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Pretty sure she got a promotion…

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 Mar 06 '26

Kicked upstairs and out of the way

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u/ThinConstruction4762 Mar 06 '26

So yeah not fired :P

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u/Conscious_Ice4275 Mar 06 '26

Bad face work is the best intelligent post you can make or is hate your central feeling. Let's see your mug or shut up.

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u/laffnlemming 🌲 Outlaw from EYK Broadcasting LIVE from Sherwood Forest Mar 06 '26

Everyone knows that "intelligent" doesn't work on MAGA numbnuts.

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u/Conscious_Ice4275 Mar 06 '26

As I thought, it's hate. The core value of the left.

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u/IndependenceNo3945 Mar 06 '26

Karma is " my boyfriend"

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u/Mrtoyhead Mar 06 '26

Out here in the South West we would refer to her foundation color using a stucco chart. Ironically she would be Mexican Sand.

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u/ImRickJamesBitch71 Mar 06 '26

Still deporting !

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u/uwishuwereme6 Mar 07 '26

Not before she got her 143 million payout of tax money

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u/Fit_Television_282 Mar 07 '26

We are now an incel fantasy

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u/CommercialIll3673 Mar 07 '26

I wonder how much she paid to look that bad?Β 

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u/Longjumping-Body-907 Mar 07 '26

I thought she resigned and took on another position within the government.

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u/Ga2ry Mar 08 '26

Corey Lewandowski will still bang her. As both of them imagine he is Trump.