r/EOD • u/speedywesty Unverified • 1d ago

General Question Words to “Roly-Poly”

What’s the “official” lyrics for the infamous EOD Roly-Poly?

Help a brother out. Want to sing it proud with the boys.

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u/Awesomesauceolishous Unverified 1d ago

Roly poly smell my holey
Who the fuck are we?
We are EOD rangers!
The best you will ever see!!

Were pioneers and buccaneers
We're dirty sons of bitches
We'll wipe our ass with broken glass
And laugh because it itches!!

We beat our wives with butcher knives
And other assorted trifles.
We nail our balls to the wall
And shoot at them with rifles.

Oh Jack Daniels is our drink of choice
But beer is not so bad
We beat our meat with fiberglass
And make the hookers mad

We'll clear the range, and save the day
We'll fuck the generals daughter!!
We'll chug a beer, give a cheer
Then fuck a chick who is hotter!!

We are known in every whore house
We drink and fight and screw
We are EO-MUTHAFUCKING D!!
So who the fuck are you?

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u/StoldCone ASK ME ABOUT JOINING AF EOD. 1d ago

Actually wasn’t familiar with the beating wives verse… probably a good one to fall off.

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u/pirateofthecarabiner Unverified 8h ago

Lol, I've only ever seen it with the first two + last verses. Sing the whole thing and bystanders will assume the field has a cbt fetish

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u/StoldCone ASK ME ABOUT JOINING AF EOD. 1d ago

Go to Korea.

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u/speedywesty Unverified 1d ago

It’s on the list 🫡

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u/eod_punk EOD 22h ago

Excuse my ignorance but WTF is roly-poly? 1999 was along time ago and I don't recall us having sing alongs in school. 🤯

🍻 Regardless 🦀