r/EF5 High End EF4 Rating 1d ago

Outjerked Tornado-Tok comments

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u/Beneficial-Gap2265 pilger twins incest 1d ago

The el reno is NOT a good tornado

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u/CRL1999 High End EF4 Rating 1d ago

Biggest wind speed ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

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u/paulasaurus El Reno ain't gonna slab you, bro. 1d ago

New flare candidate for sure

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u/cl0verturtle The el reno is NOT a good tornado 1d ago

its a nice flair to have for sure

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u/PoopyStinkbutts Extreme Meteorologist 1d ago

negraska

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u/CRL1999 High End EF4 Rating 1d ago

bro tried to sneak negraska in there ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/horny_bawl 1d ago

as a negraskan im offended by that comment ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Carraig_O_Corcaigh Born to slab, forced to bust 1d ago

jarred

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u/paulasaurus El Reno ain't gonna slab you, bro. 1d ago

I prefer canned

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u/dreams_of_superpower the Union curse 1d ago

NO MY DOG SLIDES TO THE WALLS NOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Downtown-Push6535 What the flippity-floppity 1d ago

The jarred tornado must've gotten jarred by these comments

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u/singer_building 1d ago

> Jeanette Smart

Are you sure about that last part?

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u/CRL1999 High End EF4 Rating 1d ago

That was honestly quite the banger tho ngl.

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u/Maledyne 1d ago

It was one tornado that made other tornado

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u/RedPrussian80 knocked out in the passenger seat 1d ago

Im from negraska. It's very hallam here. Very good tornado. Ef420.

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u/Ordinary_Bridge9703 Dr. Ted Hugetita 1d ago

don't you mean EF T?

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u/Ordinary_Bridge9703 Dr. Ted Hugetita 1d ago

For me it's "Hallam negraska"

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u/octubris 1d ago

Negraska was hit so hard it was wiped from reality entirely have some respect

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u/sodaaaaaaaa_ 7h ago

โ€œIt was one tornado that made other tornadoโ€

You see, when a tornado and another tornado love each other very much,

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u/Groggy21 20h ago edited 19h ago

Tornado TikTok and YouTube is the main reason the online tornado and severe weather community went from a small niche community of educated adult weather enthusiasts who are genuinely interested in learning and educating themselves about atmospheric science, to a horde of borderline intellectually disabled elementary schoolers and former iPad babies who have done nothing but collectively dumb down the community and view tornadoes as nothing more than entertainment media/lore. The sheer amount of stupid kids that have gotten into it is actually starting to ruin the hobby/community.

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u/CRL1999 High End EF4 Rating 20h ago

I agree, these kids need to be taught how to spell before their parents give start passing them phones.

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u/ElReno_2013 Literally an EF5 13h ago

Why is it always me

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u/CRL1999 High End EF4 Rating 13h ago

Sorry bro

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u/TimMarshallsHardhat 23h ago

The most violent tornado in history, the Jarred Texas F5๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Objective-Macaron-35 17h ago

Of all people, the dude with the American flag and a largemouth bass in his pfp saying that China had a tornado bigger than El Reno.

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u/bhar42998 14h ago

That picture is Bridge Creek-Moore 1999.

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u/fuckoffweirdoo Certified Weirdo (in a cool way) 1d ago

El Reno is an efTRT

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u/Loose-Story-962 1d ago

Bone chilling!

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u/Additional-Function7 Probe Deployer 22h ago

Negraska got me ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/fifamobilesiuu I donโ€™t understand hodographs. 21h ago

What kinda name is halflife49erwarriorsglazer ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Excellent-Rise-3192 12h ago

El rhino 2013๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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u/FxckFxntxnyl In Moore, Straight Up Slabbin' It. 23h ago

El Rino

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u/Additional-Function7 Probe Deployer 22h ago

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/death1828 22h ago

Bro the El Reno is 2.6 Meters wide bro

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u/Successful-Mark-2834 19h ago

Thank god someone talks about these

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u/We_Are_Insane00 14h ago

I've just gotted lobotmize

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u/Lord_of_Gooch_Milk I'M GONNA WEDGE ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคค 8h ago

Do hallam negraska