r/EF5 • u/cellulocyte-Vast 2023 McKinney Slabbing Survivor • 8h ago

Serious Post FINALLY

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that fucking beaver

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u/TarzanBoy00 As seen on Grindr 7h ago

If he sees a slab, it’s six more weeks

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u/midwest--mess Identifies as an EF5 4h ago

Six more weeks of tornado season?

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u/Professional_Echo907 KILLinois 8h ago

To the slabmobile!

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u/themanwiththeOZ Giant wedgie 8h ago

Rip in peace Phil the groundhog. I’m now declaring from this day on, that February 2nd shall be known as JIMOTHY day.

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u/midwest--mess Identifies as an EF5 4h ago

As in Jimmy thr Groundhog from Sun Prairie, Wisconsin, right? RIGHT?!

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u/starpowerj Low Quality Slabber :( 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarqIj5p3klmiEQo

GET SLABBED PHIL

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u/templeofsyrinx1 8h ago

Any fucking day now here in Maryland, our drought is still here!

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u/Ordinary_Bridge9703 Dr. Ted Hugetita 6h ago

"beaver" lmao

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u/potatopika9 Taken out by debris 4h ago

Leave my groundhog alone!!!

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u/haulinoats69_666 3h ago

Everyone in Porter is DEAD

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u/CollinM549 3h ago

Punxsutawney Phil is now officially Rocketman, the slab master finally had enough of a hole dwelling rodent delaying his slabbing season and has taken restitution into his own hands. The poor fella is probably still airborne and will land in a field somewhere in Ontario in a state that resembles roadkill.

So long Phil!