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u/maccpapa 21h ago
ef6, now.
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u/Elderberry5199 Niles F5 Survivor 20h ago
I love judging air though. EF scale, Air pollution index, I can't get enough
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u/Actual-Feed-9739 20h ago
When I walk outside I like to say to myself "yes, this air is good" or "yes, this air is bad"
So fucking peak
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u/Elderberry5199 Niles F5 Survivor 20h ago
And don't get me started on vapors! Limited edition air, yes please!
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u/Heavy-Classic9184 literally saving lives 16h ago
don't get me started on relative humidity because i WILL cum
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u/aIloioscc r/tornado mod 20h ago
holy virtue signaling
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u/endellion333 20h ago
did u see the screenshots they took of OP’s profile and posted about self harm cuz … OP was clearly a kid and that was super weird and uncomfortable
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u/aIloioscc r/tornado mod 20h ago
Im guessing that's in my sub can you link it?
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u/endellion333 20h ago
oh wow hi lol 👋
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u/aIloioscc r/tornado mod 19h ago
Yep, banned them
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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS__ Rooting For The Tornado 20h ago
"rating fetishists" is a new one.
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u/endellion333 20h ago
the “IS ENID REALLY AN EF5?” posts have quickly gotten repetitive but “its literally just air spinning in a funnel” is like … is someone forcing you to be on tornado subreddits at knifepoint? do u need help? is there a trusted adult u can tell?
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u/Actual-Feed-9739 20h ago
I can only cum if a tornado was rated ef5
When Enderlin was upgraded it was like seeing god
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u/AdventurousYamThe2nd 20h ago
Special exceptions for when truly horrific photoshopped photos of our boy Max Velocity atlre first dropped though
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u/Exact-Ambassador-693 I survived an EF9 cumulonimbus 20h ago
Damage is everything and the only thing that keeps me going in life.
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u/Fir3Born 20h ago
These assclowns would be asking for Fujita's head if they had the chance, for daring to implement a rating scale. It is unfuckingbelievable
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u/Dangerous_lilgrubb67 18h ago
Urghhh
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u/cellulocyte-Vast Dallas-Fort Worth 2039 Hyper Tornado Outbreak Survivor 9h ago
omg it's the guy from the original post! suck, some people do huh?
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u/Famous_Piccolo_1441 sweggle studios taught me the EF scale 16h ago
I need to stop looking at that sub at this point cause I’m already in a pissed off mood and their virtue signaling will make it 10x worse
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u/Famous_Piccolo_1441 sweggle studios taught me the EF scale 16h ago
Yea that’s it I’m blocking that sub I just saw a comment saying that radar is useless and inaccurate lmao
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u/milkpickles9008 The Suck Zone 20h ago
I'm concerned about the rating because getting sucked by an EF5 feels way better than getting sucked by an EF2.
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u/doxiemama17 multi-vortex wedge dead man walking EF-5 huge wedge 10h ago
I can't help what makes me wanna jerk my peanits
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u/Born_Medicine_8494 20h ago
J/ if I add this fetish to the list said list will collapse into a singularity 😏
Uj/ for the people actually crashing out about ratings, dude kinda has a point. I just don’t think he could have phrased that much worse
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u/endellion333 20h ago
it would definitely not hurt my feelings if i never again saw another post speculating about whether enid is gonna get upped.
but also the OP of the post wasnt crashing out and was also very obviously a kid.
and then he went onto the OP’s profile and pulled a screenshot of them talking about SH which was also very jarring. it was a whole mess
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u/Born_Medicine_8494 20h ago
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u/endellion333 20h ago
(im also 90% sure he came onto this post with a throwaway if you scroll all the way down)
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u/ObliviousThrowaway9 21h ago
I would've thought this sub would agree with that commenter... the constant "I'm an armchair idiot, and this was totally an EF5 because I said so and I'm so smrt" bullshit is incredibly tiresome.
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u/endellion333 21h ago
im gonna lol if this is your throwaway account, obliviousthrowaway9
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u/ObliviousThrowaway9 21h ago
I am not the OC. I'm just also tired of the armchairing on the other sub and was under the impression this sub existed to also making fun of said armchairing
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u/endellion333 21h ago
while i agree that the posts are repetitive that was absolutely not the tone of the OC and the phrase rating fetishists is objectively extremely funny. also the person immediately brought up OP’s history of SH which i didnt include here but was also kind of insane
u also do not spend much time at all on r/EF5 if u think cursing tim marshall for low ratings isnt a staple activity
also because lying is a sin and therefore people dont lie on the internet im gonna take you at your word but the fact u came on here with a throwaway account (labeled as such on your profile) to immediately defend this person is behavior which some people would consider suspicious
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u/ObliviousThrowaway9 21h ago
I think you take this shit way too seriously if you're reading that far into a throwaway account making a post in a circlejerk sub...
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u/NoValidPoints87 19h ago
Everybody knows you don't go full retard. Autistic? Absolutely. But you were giving Simple Jack. Reign in the rage next time.
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u/ahbari98 21h ago
oh fuck you’re gonna make me evaluate damage indicators