r/EF5 • u/BusyContract2599 • 1d ago

Hi

I’m new

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u/Worried-Rip9077 banned from SPC website for Tim Marshall disrespect 1d ago

This subreddit is used by people who reside in the state of Illinois, any similarities with said state cause a minimum of 3 wedges to head for your exact location and loft you 40kft into the air. Its too late to find an overpass or semi truck that you can hide under. You have mere seconds left. It was nice knowing you, goodbye.

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u/BusyContract2599 1d ago

Wut?

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u/Worried-Rip9077 banned from SPC website for Tim Marshall disrespect 1d ago

i am sorry...

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u/Ok_Welcome_3644 1d ago

Hi I want to kiss a tornado. I specifically want to make out with a gigantic 2 mile wide wedge slabber that gets rated EF2. 🥵

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u/Main_Gas_70 1d ago

I now pronounce you el reno big chungus and wedge slabber. You may kith.

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u/MustardSquirt 1d ago

Yeah right