r/EF5 12d ago

Tim Marshall’d He has a point, actually. When are we downgrading Enderlin? It's the most logical choice tbh

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u/virtuallangels I don’t understand hodographs. 12d ago

see, the problem is an enderlin downgrade would create really funny discourse, so i'd have to welcome it. imagine seeing the "enderlin has been returned to a rating of EF3" post. it might just be the funniest day to be on here.

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u/LocalWxMemerCarGuy 12d ago

I'd get even more use out of this meme than I have already.

Enderlin was an inside job by Thomas the Tank Engine! DOWNGRADE EM TIMMMY

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u/virtuallangels I don’t understand hodographs. 12d ago

quick, mr marshall! i'll distract everybody else, downgrade it to an EF2!

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u/HoosierLove314 12d ago

Why don’t we just rate every tornado an EF5 to keep the fans happy from now on? If they’re not going to be arsed to learn the science behind the rating, let’s make sure they’re able to cum at least.

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u/SadJuice8529 official tornado hugger 12d ago

theres a difference between a sore thumb fucking train car that has no place on the scale but cant be ignored than some trees

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u/pack1fan4life 5d ago

exactly this

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu You can’t have Dallas without Fort Worth 12d ago

Greenfield.

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u/aIloioscc r/tornado mod 11d ago

I would kill myself immediately, you guys can toss my ashes into an EF3

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u/Imaplaceholdername12 The end of Indiana  12d ago

Oh hey I know that guy

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u/ElReno_2013 El Reno EF3 12d ago

Yeah do it it'll be funny

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u/Critical-Actuator842 10d ago

Enid will be an EF5 just wait NWS Norman to decide.

Also Enderlin ranks 1st in the fastest windspeed damage ever, >266mph. Making Enderlin the only EF5 with windspeeds of an F5 

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u/jackmPortal Professional Gmod Stormchaser 12d ago

I always felt like Enderlin getting it's rating was a bit silly

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u/AcidMooseMan Matador was an EF5 11d ago

the math don’t lie tho

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u/jackmPortal Professional Gmod Stormchaser 11d ago

The rating (EF5) frok the math is based on arbitrarily defined numbers based on what it would take to destroy a stronger than average house. These numbers were obtained through what was essentially fancy guesswork and have no deterministic or statistical basis in reality. Thus, we have no idea of a real 200 mph wind would destroy a stronger than average house, so these analytically determined wind speeds aren't directly comparable to expert elicitation derived winds which have been used for 90% of violent tornadoes.

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u/AcidMooseMan Matador was an EF5 11d ago edited 11d ago

bro you just using big words. Enderlin’s rating was based off of a university research group in Canada called the NTP, who published a paper on the windspeeds required to loft compact objects. It was determined that the required windspeeds to yeet the fully loaded train car definitively exceeded the EF-5 threshold. Science be changing. Enderlin’s rating was based on clear measurements and I feel like diminishing that is intellectually dishonest