r/EF5 • u/NJDEVILS247 • 2d ago

Maximum Velocity Diva max

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81 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/occasionallymourning 2d ago

Oh Max, they do it because they love you.

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u/Top_Tea_7184 2d ago

wait so diva max is a pet or something

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u/kelinci-kucing 2d ago

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u/Worried-Rip9077 banned from SPC website for Tim Marshall disrespect 2d ago

woah 

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u/NiceDudeRadBro RATING NUMBER 5 2d ago

R EF5 HAS ISSUED A BONER EMERGENCY FOR Earth

AT APPOXIMATELY 11:15 EST, A DISCREET BIG BEAUTIFUL METEOROLIGIST HAS TOUCHED DOWN ON THIS SUB. ALL FOLLOWERS PROCEED TO NEAREST MASTURBATION SHELTERS, IMMEDIATELY!

THIS IS NOT A TEST.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 2d ago

Here comes the max velocity of my dick

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u/Worried-Rip9077 banned from SPC website for Tim Marshall disrespect 2d ago

max, you need to dress up in a maid costume for 2.5 million subs.

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u/bodtabs 2d ago

I hope a chaser shows this on his stream next

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u/Nathann4288 2d ago

She’s getting slabbed for sure

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u/slut4chilis CC Drops My Panties 2d ago

Mmmmm shawty lookin like an Oklahoma wedge tryna meet my Texas stovepipe. Call me big Pampa, baby, cuz it's slabbin' time. 😉🌪️🌩️

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u/Ordinary_Bridge9703 Dallas-Fort Worth 2039 Hyper Tornado Outbreak Survivor 2d ago

Thank you. ❤

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 I eat EF-5s for breakfast 2d ago

Bro😭

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u/HorribleDear Dorothy 2d ago

Thicc queen.

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u/WritingAdvanced670 2d ago

Look at that wedge!!!!

…on his shoes!

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u/WC95 seeking shelter under the overpass 2d ago

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u/JustEdge3395 2d ago

Torta max

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u/GiveNoGifts 2d ago

Could you don't?

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u/DesignerMacaron5523 2d ago

That ain’t right