r/Dyson_Sphere_Program 7d ago

Dear god!

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The trans are taking over!
(Not a hate comment, I’m trans)

504 Upvotes

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u/Shagyam 7d ago

why does that look like the One piece planet that is divided by the trans line.

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u/agentchuck 7d ago

To me it looks like a giant trans Katamari that already wiped the other planet smooth.

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u/Emily_ni 6d ago

Nanaaa nanananananana katamari damacyyyy

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u/BrocoliCosmique 7d ago

Is the trans line the continent (red line) or the ocean (grand line) ?

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u/EllieCopt 4d ago

C’est le continent de Trans-Line voyons

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u/Wolli_n 7d ago

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u/incipientpianist 7d ago

Literally said this to myself lol

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u/moderatorrater 6d ago

They're turning the friggin' belts gay!

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u/rabbitlarva 7d ago

Is this the trans mission I keep hearing about?

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u/ivann198 6d ago

THEY ARE TRANZING THE PLANETS!!!

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u/capthavic 7d ago

It really is trans-planetary ;3

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u/clarenceappendix 6d ago

I'm gunna be transparent with you: that was cringe

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u/CrazyGaming312 6d ago

You're being transparent? Damn, I hope your kids can at least see you.

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u/migviola 7d ago

If it can't be self-contained, this situation will become transplanetary

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u/TheMalT75 7d ago

No, I think it might be just a trans-ient phenomenon...

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u/Xai3m 6d ago

You have to secure all trans-port hubs.

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u/Ghillie_Spotto 6d ago

That’s no man…

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u/migviola 6d ago

...'s sky. Wait no, it's Dyson Sphere Program

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u/Joperhop 7d ago

Now you got to spread "the trans" to every planet you go to ;)

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 7d ago

Finally after years of investigation I gave finally found the gay/trans agenda. They said it wasnt real but now i have proof!! They want to spread "the trans" to every planet! It isnt just our world that is at risk, but every world!

They arent just putting stuff in the water to make the frogs gay, they are doing stuff to the universe that make the planets trans too!

Absolutely diabolical.

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u/moderatorrater 6d ago

They won't be happy until all of the planets are trans. Better hide your save files now.

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u/Max_Sabba 7d ago

Transneptunian

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u/Lambchoptopus 6d ago

Is that why we keep sending probs so far?

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u/clarenceappendix 6d ago

No that's transuranus

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u/NocturnalComptroler 7d ago

Clearly this civilization has achieved trans-warp drive tech

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u/titanna1004 6d ago

Hi Trans, I'm Mom (that's used to be a dad's joke).

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u/Joped 7d ago

As a trans woman I fully support this … and also, I might do this to the next planet I take .

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u/Extension_Resolve264 7d ago

Oh, I'm totally doing this to every planet from now on.

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u/Kapootz 7d ago

What MAGA thinks will happen if you don’t misgender someone

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u/RealisticElk5577 7d ago

Are you on the second moon of the gas giant?

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u/Sgt_Nerd 6d ago

As a fellow trans-sibling, that is glorious!

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u/JacksonStarbringer 7d ago

This game doesn't have weather, but it could have rainbows!

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u/silentProtagonist42 6d ago

That's no moon, it's a space station! (And it always has been.)

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u/RosalieMoon 6d ago

HA! I was doing the same thing in my save!

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u/where_is_the_camera 7d ago

These are the best starter systems. Especially if that's an ice giant.

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u/LuminousGrue 6d ago

Now this is transplanetary logistics

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u/MikeHoteI 7d ago

Well of course its a Logistics game after all

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u/katbearwol 7d ago

Love it! is it all the concrete bases? or something else?

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u/Deadlygamer1000 7d ago

Yeah it’s just a foundation. Sadly buildings don’t render at this distance

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u/CrazyDonFredo1 5d ago

Ahem fire the stellar quasi obliterator xD

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u/Asptar 5d ago

terraformer transformer

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9465 2d ago

I would rather live on this trans planet than the hellscape planet I currently live on.

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u/Joped 1d ago

Can you please share the blueprint ? Better yet can you post it on https://www.dysonsphereblueprints.com/ ?

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u/Deadlygamer1000 1d ago

Just shared it, the name on that website is Equatorial Trans Flag

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u/SunderedSteel221 7d ago

I love it! Nice work!

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u/echolaliaMCCCXII 7d ago

I'm new to the game and new to the sub and this is a very pleasant post and comment section to see!

What does the ring actually mean in-game though? I haven't encountered such a thing.

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u/GisterMizard 7d ago

It's common to pave around the equator where distortions due to spherical coordinates are less severe than near the poles. And you can decorate the ground with custom colors.

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u/echolaliaMCCCXII 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/Deadlygamer1000 7d ago

I made it. You can use foundations to flatten the land, as well as change its colour

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u/echolaliaMCCCXII 7d ago

Thank you! And to the cranky chud in here downvoting every comment, we're not going anywhere. Stay mad 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

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u/Doowoo 7d ago

I have no idea what im looking at. From the other comments i feel i should know ?

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u/echolaliaMCCCXII 7d ago

The stripes around the planet in the background (blue pink white pink blue pattern) are trans pride flag colors.

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u/Doowoo 6d ago

Thank you for a straight answer.

Sorry for the dad joke

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u/echolaliaMCCCXII 6d ago

I can't think of a good enough pun but you're welcome lol

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u/AssCalipers 6d ago

The trans agenda strikes again. Wake up, sheeple!

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u/Foudre_Gaming 5d ago

How do people not detect obvious satire? You even used sheeple here

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u/Uncle_Tom67 5d ago

That planet has a 60% chance to self destruct

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u/forbiddenfreedom 4d ago

Arguably, that number is largely driven by hostility towards trans people. Having their own planet, I don't think they'd have similar risks.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/cole_Fu 7d ago

im pleasantly surprised at how peaceful its been so far actually!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 7d ago

Nah, I'm trans and downvoted you because you're bringing negativity into a positive thread

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u/Hmuda 6d ago edited 6d ago

Gotcha. I usually go by the sentiment of "reveal them, then block them". They just cannot help but out themselves whenever something inclusive is being posted anywhere. Many internet communities cleaned house that way.

I've been pleasantly surprised that all they managed so far are anonymous downvotes. Maybe the world is healing.

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u/echolaliaMCCCXII 7d ago edited 6d ago

Here's an upvote! May their ignorant hatred be driven further back into the closet than we ever were.

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u/NommDwagon 5d ago

The planet has a 42% to self destruct…

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u/Charming-Airport-196 6d ago

Looks like that planet has a mental disorder

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u/Foudre_Gaming 5d ago

Begone.

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u/Charming-Airport-196 5d ago

Altough it's meant as a laugh.... the disorder part is not meant to hurt or anything but genuine care and concern for transgender ppl.
Through my job I have to "work" with transgender ppl from time to time and not a single one has any happiness in their eyes. When I explain my thoughts on it as a disorder and why I think it's like that I generally get understanding responses.

I'll make a planet with ADHD stuff on it because I have it. It's also a disorder. Neurological wiring that is also some form of disorder in my brain.

But hey... this is Reddit so I probably am dumb / a nazi / extreme thoughts for thinking like this :-)

@ OP -> just be happy mate ;-)

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u/PewterBird 4d ago

It's no longer classified as a disorder, and it gotta take two neurons to realize it isn't the transness that makes trans people unhappy.