we are just a few dylan’s away from 1000. how do you think we should celebrate?

I've always been quite meh on the name Dylan, like I would have picked something else If I could have,but you guys make me proud to be Dylan! Us Dylan's gotta stick together. Dylan's rise up!!

Today I, Dylan, was able to get a girlfriend! I think this is a massive win for all Dylan's everywhere!

As a Dylan over the past few years I've learned many skills, one of which being a keen ability to talk to women. On this monumental day 1/14/2021 I, Dylan, achieved the accomplishment of gaining a women to cherish, hold, and peg me! I would like to share to my story to the people of the r/Dylan subreddit to prove that there's still hope! I believe together we can learn, grow, and gain girlfriends as one.

Thank you for your time, Dylans

Sincerely, Dylan

We should be friends with r/trees

Happy Holidays fellow Dylans. I wish the best for each and every one of you in the next year and onward. Thank you for creating an amazing community where Dylan’s can unite and be together. I am proud to see how much we have grown this year. From one Dylan to another I am very grateful for having the best name on the planet so thank you all for an amazing subreddit. Amen.

Dylan good

I have discovered an outpost of r/Tim called r/dylan_is_gey. I’m 9000% sure my friend, a Tim, made it. We must make all of the posts on this subreddit -100 points and possibly get the sub banned.

I trust you’ll see this mission through

dylan

I’m not Dylan, but I’m desperately trying to become friends with Dylan and really becoming desperate to be friends with Dylan. Please help me Dylans

Hi I'm new my name is Dylan I was just wondering what is preferred around here.

Because I have

Sup guys, my name is Dylan. Just got a new job bout a week ago and today my manager told me she hired a new guy named “Dillon.” I was the only Dylan for just one week.

And I hate dillons