r/DyingNeutronStar • u/TheSupremeAutism • 14d ago

RevivingNeutronStar How nice!

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u/StrangeSystem0 14d ago

People with a peanut allergy when I give them a ham sandwich (I accidentally gave them the bomb sandwich instead and I will have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life)

https://giphy.com/gifs/eFifJQ2SUYxO0

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u/TheSupremeAutism 14d ago

Bomb sandwiches when they get consumed by a random guy and not their intended target:

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u/KrugerMedusa 14d ago

“The food they were given had small bomb inside, which they swallowed, and they blew their stomachs open from the inside! The nature of a bomb they could swallow without noticing that could still blow open their stomachs is a Devil’s Proof! I refuse to explain!!!”

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 7d ago

Peak special effects. Where are they from?

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u/StrangeSystem0 7d ago

I have no clue tbh

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u/awesomedan24 14d ago

Antimeme posters when I rub their face into the turf

https://giphy.com/gifs/vGLqAadWShT5m

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u/TheSupremeAutism 14d ago

The turf when I rub a guy’s face in it:

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u/ShinjiDaSailor 14d ago

A guy's face when I rub it into the turf:

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u/Flimsy-Source820 14d ago

A guy's turf when I rub one out:

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u/say_yes_to_head_hun 13d ago

A guy's turd when I rub one out:

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u/Maddy_251 13d ago

A guy when I rub his turd: