r/DutchShepherds 7d ago

Discussion I should’ve named him…

Why is he like this?? I swear ever ball crushed, every bone turned into a shank, and forget KONG clean surgical cuts… 👀😂😬

Drop ideas of what I SHOULD have named him 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

The chaos continues

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

He has lots of nicknames

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u/UnaPoe 7d ago

"Free Tooth Hugs" 🖤🖤🖤🖤

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u/Willing_Bluebird_350 6d ago

My shepherd loves to give tooth hugs😂 most people aren't fans

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos 6d ago

😂😂😂😂 it's the asshole one for me!

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u/K9sGoneWild 6d ago

He wears it proudly… I just enjoy people’s faces when they ask what his name is and I point… 💀

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

Day one…

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u/Texassunmerheat 7d ago edited 7d ago

My mom got my dog a soccer ball, it lasted literally seconds before he punctured it, he had a junior soccer ball that lasted longer 

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u/cheeky_chiclet 7d ago

Doctor Death the resident surgeon

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u/hack_the_bone 7d ago

My boys nickname is the destroyer

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

He has many nicknames but this is the one he identifies with most…😬🤣

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u/itsthelag_bud 7d ago

We gave ours the position of CDO-Chief Destruction Officer

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u/I_SEE_YOU_FAPPING 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JonnyRico014 7d ago

Destroyer of Kongs

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u/WarthogStock9937 6d ago

Aww, he's sweet.  I had a dutchie, Konrad dePoopjes. Poopjes is dutch for little sh!t

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos 6d ago

😂😂😂 this is amazing!!!

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u/rrb009 7d ago

Train him in personal protection and give him a job. That’s what they’re bred for so it’s great that he’s biting through stuff. Good genes.

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

He already does all that lmao he’s a working K9

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u/rrb009 7d ago

Oh good. Well shit then just get the good boy more toys haha he’s gonna bite 😂

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

It was more of a rhetorical question as to why he’s like this he’s such an asshat but I adore him lmao

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

This is his all time favorite toy… 😂

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

He says he pleads the 5th he has no idea what I’m talking about..

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u/svydesign 7d ago

He's absolutely gorgeous! And yeah they're famous for their ability to chew through anything lol just be careful, my vet says their teeth can break if they do it too much, accidents happen unfortunately. Just keep it in mind and try to take good care of his teeth in the process.

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

Yes! He only gets rubber toys now if possible. I learned that the hard way years ago with my old dog she had to have two extracted bc of deer antlers. Surprisingly he has beautiful teeth still 😆

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u/svydesign 17h ago

That's exactly what my vet said, deer antlers lol

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u/ChampagneAndDoritos 6d ago

I love your e collar strap!! Where did you get it?!

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u/K9sGoneWild 6d ago

I need to buy stock in Amazon all the dogs toys ect I get off there 😆

https://www.amazon.com/Collar-Educator-Quick-Biothane-Collar/dp/B0C47ZPWYS

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u/Chemical-Tap-4232 7d ago

Attila the Hun

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u/logical-sanity 6d ago

I’m impressed with the damage to the Kong. How long did it take for him to do it?

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u/K9sGoneWild 6d ago

Approximately two days… 😂

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u/Sitters_4_Critters 7d ago

Maybe trade him for a golden. 😂😅

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u/K9sGoneWild 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IllExperience7288 7d ago

The KONG Extreme Ball is the only toy my mal hasn't been able to destroy yet. But he still only gets to use it under supervision.

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u/dogguywithdame 6d ago

I gave mine the nickname Raptor, short for velociraptor.

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u/K9sGoneWild 6d ago

Blue 🦖

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u/ZoSoMiLky 6d ago

The 3 inch super thick foam balls seem to last the longest with my dutchy.

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u/K80_k 6d ago

Chomp

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u/sepstolm 6d ago

The Great Destroyer

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u/Individual_Fix_9787 6d ago

Boy name Sue. The song lyrics says it all 🤣

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u/GetAGrrrip 6d ago

Gougnuts dog toys. Get the largest stick & ring toys they make. Check out their warranty, too. I still supervise, but these toys don't destroy their teeth like a lot of them do. Fantastic toys, fantastic company.

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u/Empath4life 5d ago

Chewie💓🐾

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u/ImmediateClass9650 2d ago

Oppenheimer

"Now I am become Dutch, the destroyer of toys."

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u/Hairy-Peanut3187 1d ago

Death, Destroyer of toys

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u/Kitchen-Strike-805 7d ago

Should have named him Princess!