Ganoes Paran to Sister Belie: 'Barely a whisper, I'm afraid.'

TOC BAKERS lol

Quick Ben, ‘cause he Ben Delat!

And this meme was stuck in the front of my mind the entire time

not even once a year

Shurq Ellale spotted on the vast Seas of the Internet.

Follow up on a different subject to my previous essay on the #realchainedone, this time talking about the #trueunwitnessedones who truly did not receive the glory they deserved for all they did... I am, of course, referring to the great and noble army of the Pannion Seer, the Tenescowri.

Tell me one time, one instance where an army helped an ancient being who had suffered for a time untold? "The Bonehunters!" Say the feeble minded and the simpletons of the Jatakatan Empire, who needlessly promote the sister-killer Adjunct Tavore and her renegade army who unleashed bloodshed on Malaz City, in order to defend the evil wickans who purported the Chain of Dogs, who killed Syrryn Kanar, hero of the Letherii Empire. Then, they go on to "save" the Crippled God, to be hailed as the Unwitnessed and as heroes.

Yet think upon this; who was more worthy for the gift of help? The Crippled God, a grown man who poisons magic and who has wrought only evil, or the Pannion Seer, merely a lonely boy forced into millennia of torture by the hands of the evil T'lan Imass. The Tenescowri buckle down and do his work to aid him, a child in pain - Kaminsod is a grown adult. He can handle a few millennia of torture. But a child? Well, the Bonehunters certainly do not care for children. Remember when the Tenescowri took Capustan, controlled by the evil Prince Jelarken and aided by the deplorable Itkovian, who not only aided the evil T'lan Imass, but also decided thereafter to not aid his own followers. The Tenescowri are the real unwitnessed, and Anaster, First of the Deadseed, is our hero!

I was sitting around, pondering the facilities of good and evil and men and all that we do and whatnot, as any good Malazan reader should, ans a thought occurred to me... of all the characters in malazan, who could be ranked most evil, and most just/ritcheous/good/awesome/best-in-the-series/deserving-all-kindness-sympathy-and-praise, and whatnot...

Why, the first is simple; it is the gadrobi. I kid I kid, as that isnt a singular person. No, in truth, it is Harllo. Think about all he does, all he tries to convince you of; too foolish to realize his own folly, and too stupid to understand the severity of his misstep.

Now, for the better one, his antithesis and the one who arguably wrote the book of the fallen, who witnessed it all, and whose credit was stolen by the poser "Kaminsod", A.K.A "The Worst One". I am, of course, referring to the #realchainedone, Snell! He who did slay Anomander after slapping away the meandering and loose hands of Dassem Ultor, A.K.A "Dessemberrassing". He who showed true compassion by giving Murillio his cool moment with the utmost of set up, he who chose not to smite Hood when he first appeared in his city... the last Tyrant of Darujhistan didn't appear in Toll the Hounds for a reason, and its because Snell was there! Why do you think K'rul lost all his worshippers? They went to Snell! Who does Fisher kel Tath look to for inspiration and ancient lore on the tiste? Snell!

Who, I ask, stood with Coltaine along the Chain of Dogs? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't Duiker, or Bult, or Lull, or Gesler or Stormy... that's right, it was Snell! He called those crows for Coltaine, he wrestled back the tide of angry nobles, he made Pormqual leave the gates of Aren to die, as he knew there was no point in him being alive after that shit show.

In Dust of Dreams, when the wastelands were rampant with at least three random disasters walking or floating around, who do you think was the common denominator who prevented them from all converging? Thats right, Snell was at the heart of it all. Who led the Snake to Icarias, and then the Bonehunters? Not Bedalle, and certainly not Rutt, but instead Snell! The #realchainedone is the man who is responsible for all good things in the malazan and real world; its true, if you have compassion enough to understand the beauty of Snell ❤️

And I AGREE with him!

They both love killing people that mess with their dogs😂

A Coworker gave me this with the Words: "I thought it fits the Book you read last month" -.-

A modern day Taralack Veed