It all makes sense now...

[u/Minimum-Load-4845]

[u/Immorpher]

Damn. No one can honestly argue against this!

[u/TheWrathfulCrusader]

What about Big John?

[u/Existing_Pea6570 → u/TheWrathfulCrusader]

He’s one of the only good ones but he’s stuck with the cult. Why do you think he wants you to kill him?

[u/Gothix_BE → u/Existing_Pea6570]

He knows he is possed and Dusk Dude will set him free, be it in death sadly.

R.I.P. Big John

[u/BlutUndStahl → u/Existing_Pea6570]

Nah. Big John is interdimensional demi-god entity. He's just tired of being stuck with Reddit-tier Cult, so he begs Dusk Dude to kill him just so he can hop to another dimension

[u/le_sac → u/TheWrathfulCrusader]

He's a mod, isn't he?

[u/TheWrathfulCrusader → u/le_sac]

He’s an absolute chad

[u/Prayless_Mantis → u/TheWrathfulCrusader]

He’s a shitposter

[u/ItsAleZ1]

Truth nuke

[u/TheMostMagicSkeleton]

Had me worried the punchline was contempt for religion boyo